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Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.
— Ellen DeGeneres
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a fan of people getting together.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
— Ellen DeGeneres
If we lived each day as our last, I bet we'd all be a lot more honest with people, because we wouldn't have to care what people think anymore.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from ... you heterosexuals.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Be kind to one another .
— Ellen DeGeneres
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Lily, Atlas says just keep swimming. - Ellen DeGeneres
— Colleen Hoover
If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
— Ellen DeGeneres
Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.
— Ellen DeGeneres
You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When your heart is broken, when your heart has cracks in it, it lets the light in.
— Ellen DeGeneres
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
— Ellen DeGeneres
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
— Ellen DeGeneres
That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.
— Ellen DeGeneres
We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!
— Ellen DeGeneres
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show.
— Ellen DeGeneres
There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
— Ellen DeGeneres
When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it ... we need to change the message!!
— Ellen DeGeneres
What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
— Ellen DeGeneres
I would love for the world to be happier.
— Ellen DeGeneres
If someone says you're weird, say thank you.
— Ellen DeGeneres
We use only 10% of our brains ... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!
— Ellen DeGeneres
I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a huge part of television.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Above all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.
— Ellen DeGeneres
How come when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling? There's something to think about.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.
— Ellen DeGeneres
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
— Ellen DeGeneres
What's New Orleans without music? And what's music without dancing?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I don't know when it became socially acceptable to be late.
— Ellen DeGeneres
If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
— Ellen DeGeneres
Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed.
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
— Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
— Ellen DeGeneres
In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.
— Ellen DeGeneres
(I don't know why the word "mustache" exists, though. Can't we just call it lip hair?)
— Ellen DeGeneres
It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It's not a number at all.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.
— Ellen DeGeneres
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
— Ellen DeGeneres
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
— Ellen DeGeneres
We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Standup is more me talking the entire time. There's definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back.
— Ellen DeGeneres
If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you.
— Ellen DeGeneres
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
— Ellen DeGeneres
It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
— Ellen DeGeneres
My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.
— Ellen DeGeneres
For someone like me, who loves to sweat and push herself, it's a challenge to slow down, to sit, to breathe and hold poses.
— Ellen DeGeneres
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not
— Ellen DeGeneres
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I am a really sensitive person.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Beauty isn't between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
— Ellen DeGeneres
People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Knowledge is power and you need power in this world. You need as many advantages as you can get.
— Ellen DeGeneres
One rough patch is not the big picture.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I don't consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy is he pretty
— Ellen DeGeneres
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of life, even if it means hurting your eyes.
— Ellen DeGeneres
lost all of those things and you had to live in a cave all
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I have the picture of Barack [Obama] and me dancing right outside of my dressing room door, I see it every single day, and it makes me very happy.
— Ellen DeGeneres
It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
— Ellen DeGeneres
One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
— Ellen DeGeneres
You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Haters are my motivators
— Ellen DeGeneres
