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Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators. — Ellen DeGeneres

The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres

I'm a fan of people getting together. — Ellen DeGeneres

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. — Ellen DeGeneres

Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. — Ellen DeGeneres

If we lived each day as our last, I bet we'd all be a lot more honest with people, because we wouldn't have to care what people think anymore. — Ellen DeGeneres

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from ... you heterosexuals. — Ellen DeGeneres

Be kind to one another . — Ellen DeGeneres

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres

I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child. — Ellen DeGeneres

Lily, Atlas says just keep swimming. - Ellen DeGeneres — Colleen Hoover

If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore. — Ellen DeGeneres

I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion. — Ellen DeGeneres

At a four-way stop sign, the person with the prettiest eyes has the right of way — Ellen DeGeneres

I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES — Ellen DeGeneres

Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony. — Ellen DeGeneres

You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance. — Ellen DeGeneres

When your heart is broken, when your heart has cracks in it, it lets the light in. — Ellen DeGeneres

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. — Ellen DeGeneres

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James! — Ellen DeGeneres

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. — Ellen DeGeneres

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log. — Ellen DeGeneres

Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail? — Ellen DeGeneres

When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they were both still in the closet. — Beth Ditto

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it. — Ellen DeGeneres

Be kind to one another. Bye, bye. — Ellen DeGeneres

Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork. — Ellen DeGeneres

We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy. — Ellen DeGeneres

Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep! — Ellen DeGeneres

Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married. — Ellen DeGeneres

Procrastinate now, don't put it off. — Ellen DeGeneres

When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show. — Ellen DeGeneres

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans — Ellen DeGeneres

When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it ... we need to change the message!! — Ellen DeGeneres

What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? — Ellen DeGeneres

I would love for the world to be happier. — Ellen DeGeneres

If someone says you're weird, say thank you. — Ellen DeGeneres

We use only 10% of our brains ... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%! — Ellen DeGeneres

I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a huge part of television. — Ellen DeGeneres

Above all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow. — Ellen DeGeneres

How come when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling? There's something to think about. — Ellen DeGeneres

Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. — Ellen DeGeneres

It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres. — Kyan Douglas

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are. — Ellen DeGeneres

We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. — Ellen DeGeneres

What's New Orleans without music? And what's music without dancing? — Ellen DeGeneres

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. — Ellen DeGeneres

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. — Ellen DeGeneres

I don't know when it became socially acceptable to be late. — Ellen DeGeneres

If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! — Ellen DeGeneres

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello. — Ellen DeGeneres

I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed. — Ellen DeGeneres

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. — Ellen DeGeneres

I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights. — Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is. — Ellen DeGeneres

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path. — Ellen DeGeneres

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean. — Ellen DeGeneres

(I don't know why the word "mustache" exists, though. Can't we just call it lip hair?) — Ellen DeGeneres

No, we can't be friends. You're my mom. You're what i talk to my friends about. — Ellen DeGeneres

It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success. — Ellen DeGeneres

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres

Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It's not a number at all. — Ellen DeGeneres

I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian. — Ellen DeGeneres

Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals. — Ellen DeGeneres

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. — Ellen DeGeneres

We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us. — Ellen DeGeneres

We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else. — Ellen DeGeneres

Standup is more me talking the entire time. There's definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back. — Ellen DeGeneres

If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. — Ellen DeGeneres

If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move. — Ellen DeGeneres

Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen. — Ellen DeGeneres

It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like. — Ellen DeGeneres

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse. — Ellen DeGeneres

For someone like me, who loves to sweat and push herself, it's a challenge to slow down, to sit, to breathe and hold poses. — Ellen DeGeneres

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not — Ellen DeGeneres

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain. — Ellen DeGeneres

I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men ... I don't drink coffee. — Ellen DeGeneres

I am a really sensitive person. — Ellen DeGeneres

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres

Beauty isn't between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical. — Ellen DeGeneres

People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything? — Ellen DeGeneres

Knowledge is power and you need power in this world. You need as many advantages as you can get. — Ellen DeGeneres

One rough patch is not the big picture. — Ellen DeGeneres

I don't consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer. — Ellen DeGeneres

I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy is he pretty — Ellen DeGeneres

Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres

lost all of those things and you had to live in a cave all — Ellen DeGeneres

I have the picture of Barack [Obama] and me dancing right outside of my dressing room door, I see it every single day, and it makes me very happy. — Ellen DeGeneres

It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves. — Ellen DeGeneres

One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine. — Ellen DeGeneres

Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most — Ellen DeGeneres

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. — Ellen DeGeneres

You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans. — Ellen DeGeneres

Haters are my motivators — Ellen DeGeneres

I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms. — Ellen DeGeneres