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A Waft of Cheese — David Walliams

I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.' — David Walliams

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. — David Walliams

But children nowadays don't believe in magic. They are forever watching TV and playing computer games. They never look to the skies any more. — David Walliams

Than a whiff. And a whiff can be enough to make your nose wrinkle. It wasn't — David Walliams

The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back. — David Walliams

Smelly cheese, blue cheese, runny cheese, MOULDY CHEESE, cheesy cheese. — David Walliams

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable. — David Walliams

The Midnight Gang — David Walliams

Wife has put me on a strict diet so I am only allowed fruit for breakfast now, announced Raj as he unwrapped a Terry — David Walliams

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up. — David Walliams

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer. — David Walliams

It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness. — David Walliams

It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan. — David Walliams

In his dreams he would be a hero. In his life he felt like a zero. — David Walliams

Social satire has been around since people have been around. — David Walliams

Just to check she's not going out." "Going — David Walliams

Speeding around his own private racetrack in his own Formula One racing car. Some — David Walliams

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. — David Walliams

It was a long, long time since anyone had hugged him, so he hugged himself. — David Walliams

Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) — David Walliams

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it. — David Walliams

You can't go on running forever ... " "And you can't go on ... " Alfie desperately searched for the right word, " ... mopedding* forever! — David Walliams

GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM YOU VILE LITTLE GIRL! AND TAKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE WITH YOU!" snarled the teacher. — David Walliams

Pizza Hut, and then Pizza Express, before seeking sanctuary in the doorway of a Domino's Pizza. — David Walliams

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work. — David Walliams

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly. — David Walliams

All human life can be found in an airport. — David Walliams

I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like? — David Walliams

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet. — David Walliams

You mustn't let bullies get you down. — David Walliams

Words are so rude I wouldn't dream of putting them in this book. — David Walliams

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard. — David Walliams

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them. — David Walliams

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time. — David Walliams

I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first. — David Walliams

Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill. — David Walliams

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life. — David Walliams

I love wearing drag. — David Walliams

I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful. — David Walliams

Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world. — David Walliams

Brain of Britain!" "If — David Walliams

Outside there was not a sound. The house had never been this — David Walliams

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines. — David Walliams

I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism. — David Walliams

Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad. — David Walliams

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them. — David Walliams

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired. — David Walliams

I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end. — David Walliams

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman. — David Walliams

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football. — David Walliams

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. — David Walliams

Or perhaps even the world, noses were pushed up against the glass so they looked like a tribe of pig-children. — David Walliams

Impossible. It was as if she had been buried in sand from the neck down. — David Walliams