David Walliams Quotes
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A Waft of Cheese
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I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'
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No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.
— David Walliams
But children nowadays don't believe in magic. They are forever watching TV and playing computer games. They never look to the skies any more.
— David Walliams
The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back.
— David Walliams
I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.
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The Midnight Gang
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Wife has put me on a strict diet so I am only allowed fruit for breakfast now, announced Raj as he unwrapped a Terry
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It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.
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I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.
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It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.
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It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan.
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In his dreams he would be a hero. In his life he felt like a zero.
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Social satire has been around since people have been around.
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Just to check she's not going out." "Going
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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
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You can't go on running forever ... " "And you can't go on ... " Alfie desperately searched for the right word, " ... mopedding* forever!
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GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM YOU VILE LITTLE GIRL! AND TAKE THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE WITH YOU!" snarled the teacher.
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Pizza Hut, and then Pizza Express, before seeking sanctuary in the doorway of a Domino's Pizza.
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I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.
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We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.
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All human life can be found in an airport.
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I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?
— David Walliams
TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.
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You mustn't let bullies get you down.
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Words are so rude I wouldn't dream of putting them in this book.
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People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.
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A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.
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All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.
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Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.
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Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.
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I love wearing drag.
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I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.
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Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.
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Brain of Britain!" "If
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Outside there was not a sound. The house had never been this
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I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.
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I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.
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Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad.
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I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.
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I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
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I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end.
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I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.
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I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.
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There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
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