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Daily Funny Quotes & Sayings

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I saw no heaven - but in her eyes. — Edgar Allan Poe

Here we are - Energy, Mass, Life, Shaping life, Mind, Shaping Mind, God, Shaping God. Consider - We are born Not with purpose, But with potential. — Octavia E. Butler

If associations to control burglary and murder were tolerated we should take it for granted that the members should all be burglers and murderers. — George Bernard Shaw

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. — David Javerbaum

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability. — J.K. Rowling

Passion can't sustain itself
forever. — Haruki Murakami

The best basketball announcer is one who allows you to close your eyes. — Larry Bird

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. — Lele Pons

Huge containers of red and pink geraniums were placed on each step and window boxes full of pink and lavender flowers lined the porch railings. — J.A. Whiting

I had a tumor. But it was great. — David Rakoff

When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny? — Sydney J. Harris

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. — Maisie Williams

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology's only credible conspiracy. — Bauvard