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Daily Funny Quotes By Edgar Allan Poe: I saw no heaven - but in her

I saw no heaven - but in her eyes. — Edgar Allan Poe

Daily Funny Quotes By Octavia E. Butler: Here we are - Energy, Mass, Life, Shaping

Here we are - Energy, Mass, Life, Shaping life, Mind, Shaping Mind, God, Shaping God. Consider - We are born Not with purpose, But with potential. — Octavia E. Butler

Daily Funny Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: If associations to control burglary and murder were

If associations to control burglary and murder were tolerated we should take it for granted that the members should all be burglers and murderers. — George Bernard Shaw

Daily Funny Quotes By David Javerbaum: I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,'

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. — David Javerbaum

Daily Funny Quotes By Lisa Daily: I'd like to say I'm not dressed up

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Daily Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's

At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability. — J.K. Rowling

Daily Funny Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Passion can't sustain itselfforever.

Passion can't sustain itself
forever. — Haruki Murakami

Daily Funny Quotes By Larry Bird: The best basketball announcer is one who allows

The best basketball announcer is one who allows you to close your eyes. — Larry Bird

Daily Funny Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Never lie in bed at night asking yourself

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz

Daily Funny Quotes By Lele Pons: The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. — Lele Pons

Daily Funny Quotes By J.A. Whiting: Huge containers of red and pink geraniums were

Huge containers of red and pink geraniums were placed on each step and window boxes full of pink and lavender flowers lined the porch railings. — J.A. Whiting

Daily Funny Quotes By David Rakoff: I had a tumor. But it was great.

I had a tumor. But it was great. — David Rakoff

Daily Funny Quotes By Sydney J. Harris: When a baseball player makes an error, it

When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny? — Sydney J. Harris

Daily Funny Quotes By R.D. Ronald: Today I plan to smile a lot, only

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

Daily Funny Quotes By Maisie Williams: I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna

I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. — Maisie Williams

Daily Funny Quotes By Jack Whitehall: This sausage roll only contains 2% of your

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

Daily Funny Quotes By C.S. Forester: I thank God daily for the good fortune

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

Daily Funny Quotes By Bauvard: The stars have a strong effect on our

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology's only credible conspiracy. — Bauvard