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I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes. — Whitney Cummings

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons. — Billy Wilder

We must be careful what we read, and not, like the sailors of Ulysses, take bags of wind for sacks of treasure. — John Lubbock

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner

I had assumed I'd pack my bags and head elsewhere after 'Constellation,' but Chechnya is creeping its way into the margins of my second book. — Anthony Marra

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

Poor worms, they hiss at me, whilst I at home Can be contented to applaud myself, ... with joy To see how plump my bags are and my barns. — Ben Jonson

Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady. — Stephen J. Solarz

Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin — S.C. Stephens

communion with God in the middle of bags of flour — Yann Martel

I have to make a dress out of recycled materials for my kid's preschool 'Project Runway'-like assignment. I'm currently fusing plastic bags. — Busy Philipps

Clean, tasty, real foods do not come processed in boxes or bags; they come from the earth, the sea, the field, or the farm. — Suzanne Somers

I'd want to have the power of mind control. If I had that one skill you'd always see at the bank loading up bags full of cash. — Ryan Hall

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head. — Joan Rivers

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip! — Jimmy Buffett

Oh, heart, let's never grow too old To smile anew, when Christmas comes, At tassels red and tinsel thread, And tarlatan bags f sugarplums. — Nancy Byrd Turner

Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag. — Michel De Montaigne

All I have is intuition and a little hope." "Don't be such a pessimist. You've also got two tires, two garbage bags, and a hollow spindle. — Stephen King

Shit, you name it, they're performing. The D-Bags, Bending Cupid, the Mighty Storm, Black Falcon, and my fav band — K. Bromberg

You'll see a consistent, like the tea, the tea bags you saw there-you'll see a consistent-did you see the cafeteria? I mean the diner? — Antoine Fuqua

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident. — John Sandford

Human bodies are such garbage bags. — Dennis Cooper

He'd set the bags on the — Nora Roberts

So help me, if something crawls out of one of these bags, I will castrate you."
"I bet you'd love that."
-Emma and Jackson — Rachael Wade

I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in. — Dave Grohl

What was in the bags?" she asked softly.
"Florida mud," he answered. "That was one of two true things I told you. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. — Bruce Lansky

Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I'm here because I have the balls to tell adults when they're douche bags, so yeah, Gryffindor. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

The devastation of his actions, his meanness, felt like bags of rancid trash heaped around him. — Karen Kingsbury

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

We travel with the same packed bags we've always had, until we take the time to unpack them. — Karen White

We're not buying Sam's Club condoms," said Owen. "Their trash bags don't even work. — Sarah Dunn

Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years. — Ines De La Fressange

I drink just as much tea when I'm in Los Angeles as I do when I'm in London. I take my tea bags with me wherever I go. — Helen Mirren

People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.
Which is why we destroyed the world. — Christopher Moore

You know I ain't got no brand new bag. — Junior Wells

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher

Air travelers, of course, are famous for their hubris. They carry on too many bags and use the restroom when the seat-belt sign is on. — Meghan Daum

Once or twice a week, I try to do some kind of boxing. I'm hitting the bags and jumping rope - all that stuff. — Mekhi Phifer

Yes, and I'm sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people. — Suzanne Collins

Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it ... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while. — John Mayer

I can tell you one thing: It doesn't matter what the American people think. There's going to be an awful lot more body bags. — Seymour Hersh