Crazy Silly Quotes

Happiness is simple. Everything we do to find it is complicated. — Karen Maezen Miller

Modelling is a silly, crazy business. — Helena Christensen

There is a natural prejudice which prompts men to despise whomsoever has been their inferior long after he is become their equal; — Alexis De Tocqueville

I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. — Bill Austin

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? — Groucho Marx

Since life is short and the world is wide, the sooner you start exploring it, the better. — Simon Raven

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!" — George Carlin

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx

I knew I could live no other way, that the one thing I wanted was to act and do it well. — Juliette Lewis

Be different; be unique; be yourself. — Christina Grimmie

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. — Groucho Marx

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx

With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves. — Ozzy Osbourne

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. — Richard Simmons

Nothing inspires me greater than the silly behaviour and crazy ideas of my best friends... — Mykyta Isagulov

Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this. — Eric Mayes

Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? — Robert A. Heinlein

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx

Happiness is just being you, where you are right now. Allow yourself to be you. Shut off all the silly thoughts and desires and crazy emotions — Frederick Lenz

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx