Craps Quotes

When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost. — Gabe Kaplan

Life is a big craps game. I've got to tell you, it's all been fun. — Kirk Kerkorian

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead

I just want to make sure he's a good fit for her. She has problems - craps her pants, stuff like that. If she needs help, I want to be there. — Debra Anastasia

We do not shoot craps with human teeth. — Camille DeAngelis

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. — Earl Wilson

Everybody feels he has a right to a life of luxury - or at least comfort - so there's a lot of frustration and resentment when the dream craps out. — Gregory Benford

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that. -Aphrodite — P.C. Cast

Bein' born is craps. How we live is poker. Mamma played a bad hand well. — Mary Doria Russell

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. — Earl Wilson

- My little brother craps himself."
I laughed. "- Well, maybe it's because he's, like, only one?"
"- Whatever, it's still gross. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Bein' born is craps," he decided. He glanced at Morg and let loose that sly, lopsided smile of his. "How we live is poker. — Mary Doria Russell

I don't care what Einstein said about God not playing dice; If he exists, he's addicted to craps. — Henry Mosquera

Rolling craps is not as hard as living with regret. — Kendall F. Person

The Devil craps on the big pile — Albert Einstein