Couples Funny Quotes

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. — Jennifer Lopez

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics! — Mohith Agadi

That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher

Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone. — Shirley Jackson