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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. — Will Rogers

Congress is deadlocked and can't act. — Will Rogers

Congress didn't vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by. — Will Rogers

A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on. — Will Rogers

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them. — Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers

Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. — Will Rogers

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers

The US is safest when Congress is in recess. — Will Rogers

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. — Will Rogers

We have the best Congress that money can buy. — Will Rogers

Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers

We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? — Will Rogers

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? — Will Rogers

This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one. — Will Rogers

You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years. — Will Rogers

If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time. — Will Rogers

Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury! — Will Rogers

When I make a joke, nobody gets injured ... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law. — Will Rogers

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out. — Will Rogers