The best rappers I know are, like, air-conditioner men.
— Action Bronson
You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner. — Jennifer Crusie
I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me. — Veronica Roth
You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also. — Owen Wilson
I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you're in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick — Phillip Lim
I like Pantene shampoo and conditioner because my hair is so straight, and I find it gives me a little lift. — Jacquelyn Jablonski
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes
The Arctic is the planet's air conditioner and it's starting to break down. — Eban Goodstein
My hair is pretty wavy. And it's coarse and color-treated so I'm big on conditioner and conditioning masks. — Gwyneth Paltrow
In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. — Len Deighton
There are no air conditioners in Hell — Fraser Young
