Conditioner Quotes

The best rappers I know are, like, air-conditioner men. — Action Bronson

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner. — Jennifer Crusie

I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me. — Veronica Roth

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also. — Owen Wilson

I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you're in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick — Phillip Lim

I like Pantene shampoo and conditioner because my hair is so straight, and I find it gives me a little lift. — Jacquelyn Jablonski

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes

The Arctic is the planet's air conditioner and it's starting to break down. — Eban Goodstein

My hair is pretty wavy. And it's coarse and color-treated so I'm big on conditioner and conditioning masks. — Gwyneth Paltrow

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. — Len Deighton

There are no air conditioners in Hell — Fraser Young