Comedy Central Comedian Quotes

It's nice to be in first place. But just because you're not on a winner doesn't mean you're a loser. — Joe Torre

And then what did you do, Lord Oliver? Karl's eight-year-old daughter gazed up at him in awe, as though this were the best story she had ever heard. — Jessica Day George

Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built. — Tom Waits

Twenty is a wonderful age for things to be sparked. — Oveta Culp Hobby

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias

To be or not to be. That's not really a question. — Jean-Luc Godard

And so each venture is a new beginning, a raid on the inarticulate — T. S. Eliot

Life was a strange circle. She tried not to decipher it, but rather to accept it as it came. — Lorraine Heath

YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age. — Ambrose Bierce

Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy the prejudices and fallacies born of previous centuries. — Leo Tolstoy