Comedy Central Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Comedy Central

Comedy Central Quotes & Sayings

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I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is. — Andy Daly

I've always enjoyed poor health. — Taylor Caldwell

I just think 'Broad City' - Comedy Central's answer to 'Girls' - is the best thing that's been put on television in years. It's amazing. — Mackenzie Davis

Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn't happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player. — Anthony Jeselnik

I am for wine and the embrace of questionable women. — Gannicus

Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central. — Kevin Bleyer

Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They've never seen anything that quick. — B. J. Porter

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel. — Andy Kindler

Although I had never known anything but poverty, I knew that no amount of wealth could diminish my shame." From: Caspian Diary — J.M. Sandler

In some sense, Comedy Central has made their audience into comedy connoisseurs. — Mike Birbiglia

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer

I think it's so strange that certain people think they know you because you've been in a film. It's very flattering, but it's also very scary. — Jaye Davidson

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. — Julie Brown

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. — Kathy Griffin

An oath that is not to bee made is not to be kept. — George Herbert

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies. — Jillian Bell

People don't want their actors acting like musicians. — Josh Homme

could hear Rico's ass laughing in the background like I was some nigga on Comedy Central telling jokes and shit — Lucinda John

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

You know all those young people watching Comedy Central love 'Frasier.' — Abbi Jacobson

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. — Ben Elton

It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. — Daniel Tosh

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

For how long can one maintain total vigilance?

For how long can love last, in isolation, without sinking crushed beneath its own pressure? — Dorothy Dunnett

Aloneness is a state of being, whereas loneliness is a state of feeling. It's like the difference between being broke and being poor. — Townes Van Zandt

In this world some people will always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make from them... a wall or a bridge. — John Reyes

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias

I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg. — Dick Cavett