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John Corwin quotes: Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.

Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.

John Corwin quotes: You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?

You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind."
"Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?

John Corwin quotes: Tight dump on three" he said ... "I have to drop a deuce on the count of three?

Tight dump on three" he said ... "I have to drop a deuce on the count of three?

John Corwin quotes: I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.

I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.

John Corwin quotes: Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon

Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon

John Corwin quotes: Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.

Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.

John Corwin quotes: I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.

I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.

John Corwin quotes: Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?

Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?

John Corwin quotes: Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.

Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.

John Corwin quotes: I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head.

I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head.

John Corwin quotes: My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed

My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed

John Corwin quotes: Life had jerked the carpet out from underneath us and left a shattered mess

Life had jerked the carpet out from underneath us and left a shattered mess

John Corwin quotes: Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.

Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.

John Corwin quotes: Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two.

Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two.

John Corwin quotes: I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.

I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.

John Corwin quotes: This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?

This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?

John Corwin quotes: I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face

I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face

John Corwin quotes: Ready for your first lesson, cupcake?

Ready for your first lesson, cupcake?

John Corwin quotes: Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl.

Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl.

John Corwin quotes: I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.

John Corwin quotes: What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.

What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.

John Corwin quotes: No wonder Edward was such a crazy driver," I muttered. "Who's Edward?" Elyssa asked. "You know, from Twilight.

No wonder Edward was such a crazy driver," I muttered. "Who's Edward?" Elyssa asked. "You know, from Twilight.

John Corwin quotes: Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.

Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.