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This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls?
— Tymber Dalton
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
— Evan Esar
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee,
— Nancy Astor
My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.
— Tom Papa
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
— Nick Offerman
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.
— Dave Foley