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Coffee With My Wife Quotes By Tymber Dalton: This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

Coffee With My Wife Quotes By Evan Esar: The first requisite for a good cup of

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. — Evan Esar

Coffee With My Wife Quotes By Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee, — Nancy Astor

Coffee With My Wife Quotes By Tom Papa: My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic

My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before. — Tom Papa

Coffee With My Wife Quotes By Nick Offerman: I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman

Coffee With My Wife Quotes By Dave Foley: Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley