Coffee With My Wife Quotes

Coffee With My Wife Quotes & Sayings

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This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. — Evan Esar

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee, — Nancy Astor

My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before. — Tom Papa

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley