
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. —
Herbert Spencer

I think the best post-breakup album is The Strokes' first album. It's just fun. —
Patrick Carney

Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates. —
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Such hubris could only come from a man's mouth. —
Janet Morris

If you don't want to fail, find your will to stay alive, everything else will follow. —
Anonymous

That's what he always used to say to me. Don't expect me to be sane, Anna. Not with you. —
Paula Hawkins

That night Flora wanted to eat watermelon. —
Dorit Rabinyan

Honestly, like, I'm a superfan of the 'New York Times,' but I know nothing about how they put it together, and I really don't care. —
Ira Glass

Oops Typo! - When God created humans. —
Saleem Sharma