Chris D'elia Quotes

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Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Lacey: Why can't I talk to her?""Because you're not Why can't I talk to her?"
"Because you're not a handsome young man."
"Well, neither is he!
Chris D'Lacey
Chris D'elia Quotes By Heather Rainier: I hope y'all haven't punk'd me or anything I hope y'all haven't punk'd me or anything and you're actually calling me a wuss. Heather Rainier
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Lacey: What you take from the earth, you must What you take from the earth, you must give back. That's nature's way. Chris D'Lacey
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris O'Dowd: I never thought I'd refer to myself as I never thought I'd refer to myself as a hot mess. Chris O'Dowd
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Elia: Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business. — Chris D'Elia
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Martin: I'd rather be a comma than a full I'd rather be a comma than a full stop. — Chris Martin
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Murray: I should become happier at what I do I should become happier at what I do and leave others happier than before they'd met me. — Chris Murray
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Hadfield: What I did each day would determine the What I did each day would determine the kind of person I'd become. — Chris Hadfield
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Crutcher: As much as we'd like to think life As much as we'd like to think life is sacred, there's not a lot of evidence for that. The universe is maddeningly casual, giving and taking it. — Chris Crutcher
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Crutcher: I'd rather be a flash than a slowly I'd rather be a flash than a slowly burning ember. — Chris Crutcher
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris O'Dowd: I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever. — Chris O'Dowd
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Evans: Everybody goes and sees 'Fantastic Four,' but nobody Everybody goes and sees 'Fantastic Four,' but nobody sees 'Sunshine.' I'd have a different career if people saw that. — Chris Evans
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Matthews: It was like an aphrodisiac. Actors would say It was like an aphrodisiac. Actors would say let's have another cigarette on that great scenes, and they'd blow smoke in each other's face. — Chris Matthews
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Cannon: Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there'd be winged pigs up there somewhere. — Chris Cannon
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Holm: Hearing her say my name - a name Hearing her say my name - a name I'd walked away from long ago - tore at my insides worse than any bullet could. It hurt like love. Like dying. — Chris Holm
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Kyle: I'd put him in the spot where he I'd put him in the spot where he got hit. It was my fault he got shot. A hundred kills? Two hundred? More? What did they mean if my brother was dead? — Chris Kyle
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Smith: There are people that I believe shouldn't like There are people that I believe shouldn't like me, and if they did, I'd be sad.
~ Jon Stewart — Chris Smith
Chris D'elia Quotes By Peter Jennings: I think Chris Matthews is a very bright I think Chris Matthews is a very bright guy. I'd listen to him even if he didn't shout at people. — Peter Jennings
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Elia: Whitney Cummings is one of the hardest working Whitney Cummings is one of the hardest working people I know, and she's very motivated. — Chris D'Elia
Chris D'elia Quotes By Thom Yorke: If I were to be any celebrity, I'd If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: If you told me two years I would If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!' — Chris Rock
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Lowe: We'd be nowhere without our looks. We'd be nowhere without our looks. — Chris Lowe
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Van Allsburg: I am never really surprised at the way I am never really surprised at the way my books take shape. They are just not as perfect as I'd like them to be. — Chris Van Allsburg
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Colfer: I was very tiny ... I spent most I was very tiny ... I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there. — Chris Colfer
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Lowe: If I could, I'd be a recluse. I If I could, I'd be a recluse. I do want to be one. I'm trying really hard. But it's a difficult thing to pull off in this job. — Chris Lowe
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Crutcher: I figure if those things were in God's I figure if those things were in God's jurisdiction, he'd do something different about them. But they aren't. Those are in our jurisdiction. — Chris Crutcher
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Daughtry: I'd like to be a piano player. I'd like to be a piano player. — Chris Daughtry
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Messina: There's been a lot of times that I There's been a lot of times that I thought I'd never work again; I was really bummed out. — Chris Messina
Chris D'elia Quotes By LeBron James: D-Wade is the unselfish guy here-he is welcoming D-Wade is the unselfish guy here-he is welcoming Chris Bosh and LeBron James to his team. — LeBron James
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Elia: My biggest pet peeve is when a girl My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself! — Chris D'Elia
Chris D'elia Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him. — Jeaniene Frost
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Carmack: I like taking things apart and putting them I like taking things apart and putting them back together. Tinkering. I'd be a professional tinkerer. Tinkerbell. I think that's what they're called. — Chris Carmack
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Noth: Yoga's hard for me, but I know you Yoga's hard for me, but I know you can really feel the difference when you do it consistently. I'd rather be playing basketball. — Chris Noth
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris LeDoux: But if they ever saw a sunrise on But if they ever saw a sunrise on a mountain morning/Watched those cotton candy clouds roll by/They'd know why I live beneath these Western Skies. — Chris LeDoux
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie. — Chris Rock
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Martin: If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? — Chris Martin
Chris D'elia Quotes By Marie Windsor: I'd also say having Jack's son Chris living I'd also say having Jack's son Chris living with us from his 13th year on helped in raising Rick. — Marie Windsor
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy ... I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy ... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie. — Chris Rock
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Jericho: I don't think I'd ever be able to I don't think I'd ever be able to give up the spotlight. — Chris Jericho
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Roberson: I started a publishing company just so I I started a publishing company just so I could get the phone numbers of everyone that I'd ever admired. — Chris Roberson
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Kyle: Every time I kill someone, he can't plant Every time I kill someone, he can't plant an I.E.D. You don't think twice about it. — Chris Kyle
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Morris: If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown. — Chris Morris
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Colfer: Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I told another student I was getting new encyclopedias - he asked me how long I'd be in the hospital! — Chris Colfer
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Hardwick: When I was in grade school I was When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away. — Chris Hardwick
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris O'Dowd: I'd like to think that I'm getting slightly I'd like to think that I'm getting slightly more mature as time goes on, but I don't know if my fiancee would necessarily agree. — Chris O'Dowd
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Kyle: I'd like us to remember the suffering of I'd like us to remember the suffering of those Americans who were injured serving this country before we dole out millions to slackers and moochers. — Chris Kyle
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Lacey: Learn a little patience. You never know what Learn a little patience. You never know what might be around the corner. — Chris D'Lacey
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Morris: When people say 'love to hate', they actually When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase. — Chris Morris
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Offutt: I'd never really found a place in the I'd never really found a place in the outside world, but had stayed away too long to fit in at home. — Chris Offutt
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris LeDoux: When you get a little older, you think, When you get a little older, you think, I'd like to make a little money and stick it away or buy a place - or win the world championship. — Chris LeDoux
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Patchell: Another day of waiting to lose everything she'd Another day of waiting to lose everything she'd fought so hard to keep. You — Chris Patchell
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Cannon: Did her dragon nature make her more violent? Did her dragon nature make her more violent? She'd never fantasized death for anyone before. Then again, she'd never met someone like Ferrin. — Chris Cannon
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Thile: If I was any happier, you'd think I If I was any happier, you'd think I was on crack. — Chris Thile
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Meadows: All those years I'd been coming here, I All those years I'd been coming here, I missed so many amazing opportunities! I could have been dining at Yats, or — Chris Meadows
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Greenhalgh: You're not exactly the father I'd choose for You're not exactly the father I'd choose for my children. (Coco Chanel) — Chris Greenhalgh
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Farley: I can get a great look at a I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. — Chris Farley
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Lacey: The more we nurture the planet, the better The more we nurture the planet, the better and more natural a life we'll have. — Chris D'Lacey
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris O'Donnell: I don't get surprised very often to be I don't get surprised very often to be honest. I'm the kind of person who you couldn't throw a surprise party for because I'd figure it out. — Chris O'Donnell
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Brogan: No matter what, the very first piece of No matter what, the very first piece of Social Media Real Estate I'd start with is a blog. — Chris Brogan
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Kattan: I'd love to have a child. Either one I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids. — Chris Kattan
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I want to really take chances. I want I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Colfer: Maybe he thought trading his freedom for ours Maybe he thought trading his freedom for ours would be the only honest trade he'd ever make, — Chris Colfer
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Jericho: If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows. — Chris Jericho
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Cleave: I thought there'd be some black people." "Hitler I thought there'd be some black people." "Hitler will only fight them in separate units. He's a snob. — Chris Cleave
Chris D'elia Quotes By Bryce Dallas Howard: As far as I'm concerned: Chris Pratt for As far as I'm concerned: Chris Pratt for president! He'd save us. — Bryce Dallas Howard
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Kyle: The pilot himself was a good guy. He The pilot himself was a good guy. He didn't act stuck up or high and mighty; you'd never know he was an officer. — Chris Kyle
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Lacey: You know, I preferred you as an evil You know, I preferred you as an evil monk. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier. — Chris D'Lacey
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Kyle: I don't shoot people with Korans. I'd like I don't shoot people with Korans. I'd like to, but I don't — Chris Kyle
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Van Allsburg: As much as I'd like to meet the As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen. — Chris Van Allsburg
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Jordan: If there is anything I've learned being the If there is anything I've learned being the mother of many children, it's that you'd better laugh at yourself, because everyone else already is. — Chris Jordan
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Robinson: I never thought I'd be on the cover I never thought I'd be on the cover of the 'Atlanta Journal' unless I killed someone. — Chris Robinson
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris D'Lacey: Stories have a unique power, David. The Inuit Stories have a unique power, David. The Inuit believe they can capture souls. — Chris D'Lacey
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Waddle: When they used to come to Tottenham we'd When they used to come to Tottenham we'd play Who's Gonna Drive You Home? Just to wind them up. — Chris Waddle
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Hemsworth: I'd like to think I'm a normal sort I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You know, Chris was always the daughter out of my three boys.' — Chris Hemsworth
Chris D'elia Quotes By Taylor Swift: I've been a huge fan of Chris Martin I've been a huge fan of Chris Martin forever; it'd be awesome to work with him. He's really kind, and he's been really encouraging when we've met. — Taylor Swift
Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Holm: You ask me, I'd guess heaven and hell You ask me, I'd guess heaven and hell look pretty much the same," I replied. "Only in hell, everything is just a little out of reach. — Chris Holm