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Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Because nobody goes though life without a scar. Because nobody goes though life without a scar. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Dana Carvey: I think ABC sort of hoped I would I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think. — Dana Carvey
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I have always grown from my problems and I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Only I can change my life. No one Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I wish my mother had left me something I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Lennon Parham: I was obsessed with Carol Burnett and then I was obsessed with Carol Burnett and then Tracey Ullman. Like, obsessed with their shows. — Lennon Parham
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: What I do when I write is I What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I don't remember a time when I wasn't I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Giving birth is like taking your lower lip Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Celebrity was a long time in coming; it Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: You do have to love your kids enough You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I liked myself better when I wasn't me. I liked myself better when I wasn't me. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I couldn't get the laughter out of my I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Comedy = tragedy + time. Comedy = tragedy + time. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: We don't stop going to school when we We don't stop going to school when we graduate. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I think the hardest thing to do in I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Words, once they are printed, have a life Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Katherine Parkinson: Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. — Katherine Parkinson
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I think we're here for each other. I think we're here for each other. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Because nobody goes through life without a scar. Because nobody goes through life without a scar. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I'm really not that funny in real life! I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Garry Shandling: Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. — Garry Shandling
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I always felt that I was more of I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Stephanie Miller: I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. — Stephanie Miller
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I had a good loud voice and I I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: It costs a lot to sue a magazine, It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Tracey Ullman: I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin. — Tracey Ullman
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry. I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: When you have a dream, you've got to When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Caroline Rhea: As a kid, I always wanted to be As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. — Caroline Rhea
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I wanted to be on Broadway, but in I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I love to write. I have always loved I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I've always been able to recount things and I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: The audience is never wrong. The audience is never wrong. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: You have to go through the falling down You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: It's almost impossible to be funnier than the It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Well, I don't know how astute I am, Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: The first time someone said, 'What are your The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.' — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: My interesting diet tips are eat early and My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: The reason I do what I do is The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball. — Ellen DeGeneres
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I never regretted turning down anything, I never I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Vicki Lawrence: Everybody just told me from the day I Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett. — Vicki Lawrence
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I don't have false teeth. Do you think I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I have a great memory. I have a great memory. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: There were times when I was more at There were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Cavort, dear, just cavort Cavort, dear, just cavort — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: No one ever said life was fair. Just No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: Comedy is tragedy - plus time. Comedy is tragedy - plus time. — Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett Quotes By Christopher Titus: Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett! — Christopher Titus
Carol Burnett Quotes By Carol Burnett: I always preferred working with somebody so I I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis. — Carol Burnett