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Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: Doctor told me I've got two weeks to

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?" — Frank Carson

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Mike Krzyzewski: I think leadership is never singular. In a

I think leadership is never singular. In a good organization, it's plural. — Mike Krzyzewski

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Sara Sheridan: Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They

Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet! — Sara Sheridan

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Peter Heller: Funny how you can live a whole life

Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it. — Peter Heller

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Kami Garcia: It's funny how you can live somewhere your

It's funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it. — Kami Garcia

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Pat Riley: From nobody to upstart. From upstart to contender.

From nobody to upstart. From upstart to contender. From contender to winner. From winner to champion. From champion to Dynasty. — Pat Riley

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Ethan Hawke: We live in a funny time. If you

We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. — Ethan Hawke

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Joseph Goebbels: We have made the Reich by propaganda

We have made the Reich by propaganda — Joseph Goebbels

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie

Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: To claim that one can never live a

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Carl Icahn: I can tell you how bad our boards

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Gerald G. Jampolsky: Love is Letting go of fearLove itself Remains

Love is Letting go of fear
Love itself Remains constant
only the particular body from whom we sometimes expect it may change
— Gerald G. Jampolsky

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Don Cheadle: I don't like movies that are trying to

I don't like movies that are trying to preach and trying to tell you how to feel. — Don Cheadle

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Can I brush your hair? she asked as

Can I brush your hair? she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can't live with 'em. Can't eat 'em for lunch. — Darynda Jones

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Rupert Everett: I've been reduced to drag.

I've been reduced to drag. — Rupert Everett

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Candace Bushnell: I can only hope he's an Aries and

I can only hope he's an Aries and not a Scorpio. — Candace Bushnell

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Liza Palmer: Funny how you can get used to not

Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without. — Liza Palmer

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: If you can't live without me, why aren't

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? — Cynthia Heimel

Can't Live Without You Funny Quotes By Frances Winkler: What can I say? I'm like a playground

What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler