Calories Quotes

Air. Enough blood to keep your heart pumping. Water. Calories. That's all you need. — D.J. Molles

I never count calories, but I eat so well. — Alicia Silverstone

I'm pretty much on the "eat whatever you can diet," just to get calories in, so I can maintain myself throughout the season. — Stephen Curry

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels ... try it! — Ariana Grande

But calories won't conquer me. They are one thing I can control — Ellen Hopkins

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board. — Charlaine Harris

Calories," Emily said on a sigh. "The evil tiny creatures that live in my closet and sew my clothes a little tighter every night. — Jill Shalvis

If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don't count. — Janet Evanovich

Alcohol units: 5. Drowning sorrows. Cigarettes: 23. Fumigating sorrows. Calories: 3,856. Smothering sorrows in fat duvet. — Helen Fielding

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. — Nanci Rathbun

A long-simmering resentment against the world can burn off more calories than you might imagine. — Paul Russell

I have something called exercise bulimia, which is where you rid of your calories by over-exercising. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler

We've eaten, but he looks hungry, and experience tells me that crazy takes a lot of calories to sustain. — Emil Ostrovski

Regardless of your metabolism, if you stop consuming so many calories, you will lose weight. — Rob McElhenney

Incineration does not equal human digestion; eating a fireplace log will not store the same number of calories as burning one will produce. — Timothy Ferriss

Embrace good smells. No cost, no calories, no energy, no time - a quick hit of pleasure. — Gretchen Rubin

Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating. — Mireille Guiliano

Wanna lose 1200 Calories a month? Drink a liter of ice water a day. You burn the energy just raising the water to body temp. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard

I don't concern myself too much about calories and fat. — Hannah Marks

I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I'm good. I just throw the calories right back in. — Kaley Cuoco

Junk food, empty calories and carbs are the Big Data of the masses — Karl Marx

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

Did you know that smiling politely burns up the same amount of calories as speaking your mind. — Colson Whitehead

These days the biggest issue is how many calories you consume. So all of this stuff distracts people from thinking about calories. — Marion Nestle

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days. — Gene Simmons

If THINKING about exercising, eating healthy and losing weight burned calories, I'd be a SUPERMODEL! — Tanya Masse

Find the balance between the calories you take in and the ones you burn up. — Jane Fonda

hundred million Europeans were living on fifteen hundred calories a day - the level at which health begins to suffer from malnutrition. As — Ken Follett

For many years, I was obsessed about what I was eating, how many calories it had, and how much exercise I'd have to do. — Dennis Quaid

Too many people just eat to consume calories. Try dining for a change. — John Walters

What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories. — Kathy Freston

With swimming, I burn a lot of calories. I'm able to eat pretty much anything and it won't affect me. But I don't. — Ryan Lochte

Raw leafy greens contain only about 100 calories per pound and are packed with nutrients. — Joel Fuhrman

I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations. — Ralph Nader

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store. — Bradley Denton

Everything that has calories in my kitchen is my favorite — G.A. McKevett

I describe Soldiers And Sisterhood as the literary equivalent of a chocolte biscuit - all the fun and and none of the calories. — Andrew Nicholson

Dieting isn't complicated: if you eat 2,000 calories, you have to burn it off; simple as that. — James Purefoy

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. — Mignon McLaughlin

Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories. — Adrian Peterson

Counting calories is not the answer, because eating is not the problem. — Anita Johnston

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

Gluten is just a term for things that are bad for you. Like calories or fat, that's all gluten." - Seth Rogen — David Sax

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories? — Gail Parent

I didn't know what to do with calories. — Carre Otis

But there is more to life than burning calories. — Chris Bore

If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story. — Frank Iero

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count. — Janet Evanovich

Food: Part of the spiritual expression of the French, and I do not believe that they have ever heard of calories. — Beverley Baxter

Books are like confort food without the calories — Elizabeth Berg

His dinner included three hamburgers and two orders of fries. I had no idea where those calories went. To his ego, maybe? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? — Jack LaLanne

The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you. — Jill Shalvis

I used to skip breakfast, but eating gets my metabolism going, so I burn more calories all day. — Kate Walsh

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. — Jessica Simpson

Life is just too short to count calories forever! — Debi Mazar

Time to go run the calories away, do away with all the numbers stalking you, throw out the bad habits and excess weight. — Alysha Speer

Of course, to lose weight, dieters need to eat fewer calories than they burn. — Thich Nhat Hanh

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny. — Chelsea Handler

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time. — Mike Birbiglia

Calories don't count if they're connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. — Janet Evanovich

Calories from protein affect your brain, your appetite control center, so you are more satiated and satisfied. — Mark Hyman

Your mind burns a lot of calories. Writing can feel like a physical workout. — Philipp Meyer

The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen. — Jenny Mollen

There's no sense beating around the bush, it doesn't burn that many calories. from Split the Uprights — Davee Jones

When I'm training in December, I have to eat like 6,000 calories a day to maintain my weight. It's a bit tiring. — Andy Murray

I'd be counting calories in my head while having conversations and doing crosswords. — Justine Bateman

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate. — Dave Barry

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

I could cut off an arm and eat it, gaining me valuable calories and reducing my overall caloric need. — Andy Weir

Thinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals! — Gwen Ro

After being in a gym, you're super hungry all the time because you're burning all these calories. — Jessica Szohr

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories. — Alison Sweeney

Every pound of muscle burns approximately 50 calories every day, just doing nothing. — Jorge Cruise

Count calories if you like, but go ahead and gorge yourself on books. What have you got to lose but a small mind? — Robin R. Meyers

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. — Caroline Rhea

Ramen is a dish that's very high in calories and sodium. One way to make it slightly healthier is to leave the soup and just eat the noodles. — Masaharu Morimoto

I've eaten sheep's eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce. — Bear Grylls

You can burn a lot of calories mopping the house. — Jerry Hall

Worry about the macros and let the calories look after themselves. — Laura Childs

Count the things you want more of. Count the laughs, not calories. — Grady Miller

You hit 41 and you don't burn calories like you used to. — Sam Rockwell

Professor Raylene's ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette's Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans. — Chris Dolley

To program the calories you must consume and the number of hours you must sleep is a foolish way to handle life. — Sadhguru

Fashion is instinctive and sensual. Learn to love what you wear. It should feel like eating chocolates ... wi thout the calories — Alber Elbaz

The food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying softly because it was all alone. — Terry Pratchett

Books educate and inspire, and they soothe souls
like comfort food without the calories. — Elizabeth Berg

Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk. — Megyn Kelly

You get food from Costco. Those big muffins, maybe? My sister says they've got a thousand calories a piece. — Gabrielle Zevin

The path to added muscle is consuming more calories than the amount needed to keep your current bodyweight unchanged. — Dorian Yates

His voice carried authority the way Ben & Jerry's carries calories. — Stephen White

The optimist sees the doughnut but the pessimist see 452 calories and a shed load of sugar ... — James Minter

He'd read somewhere that you burned about a thousand calories a minute running. — John Wiltshire

I burn so many calories when I work out that I don't really count calories or necessarily try and stay away from anything. — Hope Solo

For as you go on, you'll be getting more calories, but not necessarily more pleasure. — Michael Pollan

I think steak is the ultimate comfort food, and if you're going out for one, that isn't the time to scrimp on calories or quality. — Tom Colicchio

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

If I eat 2,700 calories a day, a quarter of that is Coca-Cola, — Warren Buffett

The worst diets are ones that restrict your calories too much and try to trick your body. You have no energy, and it's ridiculous. — Laura Prepon