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Call Me Funny Quotes & Sayings

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You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little one?"
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'little one'? What are you? Like, four feet tall?" I ask. — Carrie Jones

We must seek, in studying God, to be led to God. — J.I. Packer

Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG ('God Calls Me God'). — Anthony Sampson

It was almost as if there was a tear in the fabric I was made of, and he was the only color thread that would match to stitch it back up. — Jodi Picoult

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. — Cuthbert Soup

Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked.
She shoved my shoulder. "No. — Joel N. Ross

...one of those mutual I-can-tell-you-are-a-super-sensitive-and-emotional-person-too sorts of connections. — Kim Gordon

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally. — David Sedaris

Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it. — Eminem

They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach. — Charlie Cochrane

God is DEAD, and no one cares! If there is a hell I'll see you there! — Trent Reznor

Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around. — Mark W. Boyer

It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man. — Steven Hill

Afore me! It is so very late,
That we may call it early by and by. — William Shakespeare

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. — R.K. Lilley

Poetry is a mere drug, Sir. — George Farquhar

I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny. — Ryan Bracha

God's glory is the created brightness that surrounds God's revelation of himself. — Wayne Grudem

That depends. Are you going to call me an ass again?"
"That depends. Are you going to act like one?" -Ashton and Maya — Kelley Armstrong

Only the brave know how to forgive; it is the most refined and generous pitch of virtue human nature can arrive at. — Laurence Sterne

But if men are the makers and breakers of empires, then women are the makers and breakers of men. — Kate Quinn

The Choice Spare him till he dies. Torment him till he lives. — John Fowles

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. — Helen Rowland

Enormous? Did you just call me fat? — Cassandra Clare

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

This is America. We're entitled to our opinions."
"Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot. — Bo Burnham

I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy. — Mike Birbiglia

They call me, The Sharkalator — James Patterson

The covetous man is ever in want. — Horace

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

Anything worth doing should be done according to the will of God. — Sunday Adelaja

Accounting is the language of business. — Warren Buffett

Happily, the benefits of training in meditation arrive long before mastery does. — Sam Harris

Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, because it's not my name. — Jenny Lawson

I don't have a spiritual bone in my body; but what I am, is religious. — Julie Burchill