Josh Bazell Quotes
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Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
— Josh Bazell
So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries to mug me!
— Josh Bazell
The fucking beef industry and the fucking HMO industry,' Friendly says. 'Al-Cowda and HMOsama.
— Josh Bazell
Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.
— Josh Bazell
At least in the Gilded Age age they gilded shit.
— Josh Bazell
If you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.
— Josh Bazell
When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels.
He will send Magdalena.
Then take her away. — Josh Bazell
He will send Magdalena.
Then take her away. — Josh Bazell
Deliverance' is The Godfather for crackers.
— Josh Bazell
That look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention
— Josh Bazell