Call Girl Quotes

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking. — Demi Lovato

A guy gets all the glory the more he can score, while the girl can do the same and you call her a whore. — Christina Aguilera

Congratulations, Veronica. You just ordered your first call girl. — Rob Thomas

Being an actress can be a little like being a girl in the '50s: You're stuck waiting by the phone, hoping that the boy you like will call. — Zooey Deschanel

When we commit violence against an infant girl, we call it child abuse; when we commit violence against an infant boy, we call it circumcision. — Warren Farrell

I like any girl I can call "Noona". I can make them feel comfortable — Onew

Wow, shit. Gotten us a place? I am gone. Over Dorcas Cantrell, a girl who convinced me in a one-minute phone
call that I meant nothing to her. — Tammara Webber

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you. — Dane Cook

As a country and as a world, we are not comfortable with women in leadership roles. We call little girls bossy. — Sheryl Sandberg

It only takes a Minute to call a girl fat and a lifetime starving herself
Think before you act — Harry Styles

We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody threw the girl off the bridge. — John D. MacDonald

You call me your girl one more time and I'm going to turn your gonads into plums and make jam out of them. — Kim Harrison

How's a skeleton crew supposed to save Chase from the giants who annihilated our parents?"
"I believe your people call it "girl power. — Brian K. Vaughan

I really wonder sometimes what Savannah sees in the pre-pubescent man-girl that I call my brother. I — Meghan Quinn

How's Norbert doin'?"
Norbert?" Charlie laughed. "The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now."
Wha - Norbert's a girl? — J.K. Rowling

Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough. — Charlotte Stein

Don't call a girl a flirt, she's just trying to be nice. Don't call a girl obsessed when she's just in love. — Zayn Malik

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?" — David Spade

Interesting. Why would I tell him to call me 'Allie'? I was pretty sure that girl didn't even exist any more. — Jenni Moen

But she's not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl? — Richard Kadrey

Blacko-oxy-tonic phosphate, it's the latest scoop. But that's alright girls, you can call it goop. — Elvis Presley

I think girls are surprised when you actually really listen and then you call it back at the end of the night. — Miles Teller

It only takes a second for you to call a girl fat and she will starve herself for the rest of her life. Think before you act. — Harry Styles

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls. — Jackie Gleason

I have a big forehead, and I got made fun of all time. When I was a little girl, they used to call me 'five-head.' — Tyra Banks

Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League. — Erma Bombeck

I would rather call a girl beautiful or pretty; rather than hot or sexy. — Justin Bieber

Taking a call girl to an STD fair ... there's a joke here. — Donald Glover

I might as well just call you "Bridge to Terabithia" since you make children cry! — Zooey Deschanel

I'm a straight shooter, a New York City girl. I see things as they are and call them as they are. — Elisabeth Rohm

Why would I want to be someone's beck and call girl? Predictable is boring, Ace. And from what I hear, you seeem to get bored real quick. — K. Bromberg

Quirky is what a guy would call a girl he doesn't understand. — Kat Dennings

Let's just call it like it is, no need to pretty it up. I care what other people think of me. I'm not Jesus Christ. I'm just a girl in the world. — Andrea Portes

I knew I was crossing a line I shouldn't. I mean taking my brothers girl, I might as well call the morgue to reserve my spot. — Michelle Lynn

You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can't. — Dimitra Ekmektsis

Earthquake report: Call the paramedics. A girl in fifth grade is about to explode. — Sharon M. Draper

People who call me the Twilight girl and mean it. Please, pigeon hole me. That means I did it right. — Kristen Stewart

My way of discovering of what I like was to create a restaurant list and eat my way through it, and I call it my 'inner fat girl bucket list.' — Nina Dobrev

And my girl actin like a brat
So when she call, I don't answer - I just write her back — Lil' Wayne

I'm kind of old-fashioned, so I think the guy should always be the one to call. The girl just answers ... Or doesn't answer. — Hillary Scott

My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what you'd call choosy. — Chuck Palahniuk

Speaking of prostitutes, big oil's top call girl Sen Inhofe wants to kill fuel economy backed by automakers, small biz, enviros, & consumers — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

I'm the girl who - I call it girl-next-door-itis - the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating. — Taylor Swift

Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love. — Zayn Malik

Well aren't you a prick." If a prick turns down a girl that's been pounded more times than a basketball court, then by all means, call me a prick. I — Randa Lynn

You are no ordinary girl, you were meant for something more. — Cherie Call

A call girl is simply someone who hates poverty more than she hates sin. — Sydney Biddle Barrows

It would be nice to have someone to go back to, a girl to call at the end of the night after a long day. — Nicholas Braun

I'm not the kind of guy a girl would take home to her mother. She'd kick the girl out and probably call the cops on me. — Steve Jones

I know you did, lass. You're the toughest girl I know." "'Lass'? Where did that come from?" "I don't know. I just felt the urge to call you that. — Gabrielle Zevin

I was seeing this girl recently and used to call her up saying I missed her. I can't help it after a few drinks! — Adam Garcia

The girls call me ugly and they bother me the most. — David Berkowitz

Why should I have a calling card? I'm not a call girl! — Melanie

I loved when my boyfriends would call me their Amazon girl. — Patti Hansen

It figured
the almost invincible girl gets hurt, and they call a vet. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

What has being a girl to do with anything if a person in properly qualified?' ... 'It's what you call prejudice,' she said. — Ruth Park

So she doesn't call desertion, poverty, and hard work troubles? She's a brave little girl, and I shall be proud to know her. — Louisa May Alcott

You get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame. — Billy Joel

Let's have a child," he said again. "A little girl just like you, and we will call her Obianuju because she will complete us. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

-If you were a girl,Jack said to Dell, I'd marry you.
-No. You'd just have sex with me then never call me. — Nora Roberts

Call me the happy girl see a smile on my face when I'm Passing by, you don't gotta ask me why, see a tear in my eye its a happy cry. — Information Resources Management Association

I'm really appreciative you're taking me and everything, but I'm not exactly a beck-and-call girl. - Abbey to Kip - — Shawn Keenan

There is something wonderfully sacred that happens when a girl chooses to realize that being set aside is actually God's call for her to be set apart. — Lysa TerKeurst

It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act. — Harry Styles

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl. — Jackie Gleason

I'm a big rock star, I got a beautiful girl, and they still call me a fag. Its' like high school never ends - the jocks are always on top. — Jonathan Davis

I'm too tall to be a girl, I never had enough dresses to be a lady, I wouldn't call myself a woman. I'd say I'm somewhere between a chick and a broad. — Julia Roberts