I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.
— W.C. Fields
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
— Charlie Chaplin
There are few things worse than mistaking an enemy for a friend.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
— Dorothy Parker
Absent or dead, still let a friend be dear.
— Alexander Pope
Your mother left me because I slept with her best friend. My personality had nothing to do with it.
— Colleen Hoover
She may have mentally relegated him to the friend zone, but the rest of her hadn't gotten the memo
— Christine Bell
I'll send you a friend request.""You do that, sonny. I'm on the Internet every last Friday in the month, from eleven to three. — Nina George
God loves us more than a father, mother, friend, or any else could love, and even more than we are able to love ourselves.
— Saint John Chrysostom
A friend once said his father use to say "I don't want to be a millionaire I just want to live like one" if we could all be so lucky.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
It's not enough to be friendly. You have to be a friend.
— R.J. Palacio
Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!
— Anton Szandor LaVey
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
You cannot find, make or understand true friendship without having enemies.
— Frank Moore Colby
A good friend is the one who stand up for you and not the one who sells you out
— Beta Metani'Marashi
God knows just when we need a friend. - Dawn Lilly -
— Gary Chapman
N the face of a true friend a man sees as it were a second self ... — Marcus Tullius Cicero
We live in one world together. It's more important than ever to be friend to all. — Elizabeth Miyu Blake
Through all the years of my sad youth Huysmans remained a companion, a faithful friend; never once did I doubt him, — Michel Houellebecq
We are our best friend and worst enemy we wil ever fight with. Time is our enemy, but how can we fight even when time will wipe us out? — Debasish Mridha
Oh, this is a reality, not a fable, that the Lord Jesus Christ is our friend. And we should not be satisfied till we are brought to this — George Muller
Death is the one friend who never fails any man. — Evangeline Walton
Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful. — Aesop
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks
Wise were the kings who never chose a friend till with full cups they had unmasked his soul, and seen the bottom of his deepest thoughts. — Horace
Once an audience feels that you trust them like you trust a friend, they do become your friends. — Signe Baumane
A smile is the best compliment of love for a friend and for a stranger. — Debasish Mridha
Be passionate. Generate the magnetic power of eros through sensual, mental, and spiritual delight. — John Friend
{In a letter to his friend Rudolf Wagner}I believe you are more believing in the Bible than I. I am not. — Carl Friedrich Gauss
Man invents the most inhuman armaments to assault others so like himself that uniforms are needed to distinguish between friend and foe. — Thor Heyerdahl
It's not just picking the right friends. It is being the right friend. — John Paul Warren
Would you have a friend who talks to you the way you talk to yourself? — Callie Khouri
As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee. — Shaquille O'Neal
I have to say, old friend, you were supposed to help train her, not drop her off a cliff. — Brandon Sanderson
A real friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out — Denis Waitley
As the gay friend in these situations, he always ended up in the corner holding someone's purse. — Damon Suede
waiting for a friend to get off — Cheryl Strayed
Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend — Paulo Coelho
It's good to have a friend. Even if you're going to die. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery
As a friend once pointed out, the crotchety dowagers do tend to get all the best lines. That may be why I have so many of them in my books. — Lauren Willig
Let the Gita be to you a mine of diamonds, as it has been to me; let it be your constant guide and friend on life's way. — Mahatma Gandhi
Sally did the mature thing and stuck her tongue out at her best friend. — Quinn Loftis
Count me not your friend but the enemy of your enemies. — Jack Vance
May I meet this moment fully. May I meet it as a friend. — Sylvia Boorstein
It is exciting to be off to a new land with a new friend. — Aidan Gillen
Stranger: Do you believe in Jesus, my friend?Foreigner: O yes, I do but who the hell are you? — Toba Beta
I would consider him definitely one of my very best friends and I know he feels the same about me. We have a lot of love and respect. — Anthony Kiedis
I, for one, don't forget a thing. I just sit around waiting for something worse. — Natasha Friend
I'm your friend forever, and if that's all I get, then that's what I'm taking because only when you are here...do I feel like my life is worth a damn — Penelope Douglas
Writing is a job, a talent, but it's also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend you drink your tea with in the afternoon. — Ann Patchett
Time is neither friend nor enemy it's just a measurement. — Michael Dolan
Sometimes we just have to stop and feel the pulse of the Earth, the rhythm of the seasons and the internal voice that was once our childhood friend. — Fennel Hudson
I gained another friend. — Tsugumi Ohba
A sober friend from Texas said once that the three things I cannot change are the past, the truth, and you. I hate this insight so much. — Anne Lamott
Won't change anything,' I said. 'You're still my best friend.' He grinned. 'Except for Annabeth.' 'That's different.' 'Yeah,' he agreed. 'It sure is. — Rick Riordan
I want to be with you. Not just as a partner, not just as a friend. I want us to be together, to be one, to be ... I don't know, a fucking couple. — Karina Halle
God is my best friend. I talk to God every day. And no one can tell me how to talk to God - not no imam, not no priest, not no rabbi, no pastor. — Eve
I'm a lazy man. With lazy dreams. I need Tai to wake me up, make me vibrate, irritate me. I need my angry woman, my unforgiving friend. — Ursula K. Le Guin
Raoden looked up at his friend. We're not dead, Galladon, and we're not damned. We're just unfinished. — Brandon Sanderson
He's just a friend, we'd argue. But if he was just a friend, why was he hidden, why were we so upset to have him discovered? — David Levithan
Sometimes, we forget to reflect back on all the great times we had by just ourselves. You can be your own best friend, you know. — Gwendolyn Heasley
You think you're the only one?" Theo said. "Everyone has scars. We just don't all wear them on the outside. — Natasha Friend
Are you for real? You can't use another friend? We can't be 'just friends'? - Liz. Hell no - Thoreau. — Whitney G.
Man, all those years in college we didn't get along, I could've just given you a pie and, bam, new best friend. — Melissa Tagg
If I don't see the reason of someone being my friend, chances are, we are just floating and I need a ship to set sail. — Michael Bassey Johnson
I can't pretend that I'm just a friend ... 'cause I'm thinkin' maybe we were meant to be. — Janno Gibbs
We had good white friends who advised us against taking the war path. My friend and brother, Mr. Chapman, told us just how the war would end. — Chief Joseph
As my friend and I talked, a homeless man sang just across the street from us, and we caught his voice in the snatches as the wind came over in gusts. — Teju Cole
I just want it to be fun and light the way it always is with us. I want him to at leas still be my friend. Especially now that we're at the end. — Jenny Han
Nobody does anything for anybody my friend. We just become mediums to bring each other what destiny has already ordained. — Amit Pandey
These days, I think we could all agree that having a just-friend is not a bad thing. — Twyla Tharp
So we can be friends, right?Wait, what?
I stare at her, a frown forming at my mouth.
Did I..? Did I just get Friend-zoned? — Belle Aurora
A friend of ours, who is an admirer of Isaac Walton, was struck, just as we were, with the likeness of the old angler's face to a fish. — Leigh Hunt
We were blood brothers, pals forever. He was my very best friend. Nobody else could see him. I now know he was just pretend. — Dan Barker
We'll go to Napa. I'll be a better friend. A better man. Just don't die on me. Maddox's — Annabeth Albert
We're just frisking like little captive lambkins. — Tamora Pierce
We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it official. It just is. — Mindy Kaling
We are all incarnate Buddhas. We just have not realized it deeply. We have not moved the mind - what our friend Don Juan calls the assemblage point. — Frederick Lenz
I'm very lucky to have a husband who cooks, for a start. It's a good partnership. I met him through a friend, and we just hit it off. — Lesley Nicol
