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Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: In the end, I want to spend my In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: It's really best not to tell people when It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Self-harm - the world will come at you Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Most women I know love the idea of Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: After all, everyone is bisexual after 11pm. After all, everyone is bisexual after 11pm. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: People with no upper-body strength, who read poetry. People with no upper-body strength, who read poetry. These are my people. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend all this money on clothes! Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: March against size-zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs, March against size-zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs, and Botox. We don't need to Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful. Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful. Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: You stop talking about things when you've worked You stop talking about things when you've worked them out. You're no longer an observer but a participant. You're too busy for this bullshit. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Life is really the only place you can Life is really the only place you can learn the most important lessons about how to get dressed and to be happy. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Within living memory of this country, men could Within living memory of this country, men could rape their wives: women were not seen as a separate sexual entity, with the right of refusal. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Man, I was on the shepherd's pie last Man, I was on the shepherd's pie last night like you wouldn't believe. I had, like, MASH in my EYEBROWS by 10pm. I was on a total mince rush! — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: The 1990s are a bad time to be The 1990s are a bad time to be poor and not-famous. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: As with winning the lottery, or becoming famous As with winning the lottery, or becoming famous - there is no manual for becoming a woman, — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: What a fucking bore people are. What a fucking bore people are. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Men and women alike have convinced themselves of Men and women alike have convinced themselves of a dragging belief: that somehow women are incomplete without having children. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: We're supposed to speak from the heart in We're supposed to speak from the heart in what we wear. We have to find capsule wardrobes. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Going blind every time you drain a boiling Going blind every time you drain a boiling pan of pasta, because it steams up your glasses real bad. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: When a woman says, 'I have nothing to When a woman says, 'I have nothing to wear!', what she really means is, 'There's nothing here for who I'm supposed to be today. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: As I've not been kissed before, I'm not As I've not been kissed before, I'm not really sure how you activate this function on a man. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Babies being "given" to women as gifts makes Babies being "given" to women as gifts makes the women sound powerless. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I've generally got low levels of embarrassment. I've generally got low levels of embarrassment. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I will never tell anyone when I feel I will never tell anyone when I feel bad again. I will never confide a weakness. It does not work. It makes things worse. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Even with my freewheeling open-mindedness, I couldn't fancy Even with my freewheeling open-mindedness, I couldn't fancy Dennis - a man whose ears looked like two long pieces of bacon. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Galaxies of nothing are going onin her eyes. Galaxies of nothing are going on
in her eyes. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: The kind of classic pose of a female The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: And the question is always "When are you And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids? — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: You can crush any woman by suggesting that You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: When Simone de Beauvoir said, "One is not When Simone de Beauvoir said, "One is not born a woman - one becomes one," she didn't know the half of it. In — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: So what do you do when you build So what do you do when you build yourself up - only to realise you built yourself with the wrong things? — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Twitter means all my friends are in my Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of ... bionic. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Evenings never end - they just, without you Evenings never end - they just, without you noticing, turn into tomorrow. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Because I haven't yet learned the simplest and Because I haven't yet learned the simplest and most important thing of all: the world is difficult, and we are all breakable. So just be kind. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Watching 'Girls' has just given me renewed courage. Watching 'Girls' has just given me renewed courage. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: We need more women who are allowed to We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people, rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: My favourite place in the world - the My favourite place in the world - the south beach at Aberystwyth -has a sewage outfall pipe on it — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: It demeans a society to rely on random It demeans a society to rely on random acts of mercy, Johanna. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: A male feminist is one of the most A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: We were all wondering - could you stop We were all wondering - could you stop the maracas — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Poor people can write. It's one of the Poor people can write. It's one of the few things poverty, and lack — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern above a pub door in November- he made you want to come in and never leave. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: You think it doesn't really matter if you You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I'm neither 'pro-women' nor 'anti-men'. I'm just 'Thumbs I'm neither 'pro-women' nor 'anti-men'. I'm just 'Thumbs up for the six billion — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: And I think: I could do this. Fuck And I think: I could do this. Fuck writing a book about a fat girl and a dragon. I could be a music journalist, instead. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: But when women are asked when they're going But when women are asked when they're going to have children, there is, in actually, another darker, more pertinent question lying underneath it. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I'm going to be the Beatles of kissing. I'm going to be the Beatles of kissing. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: People get really scared when women reclaim words, People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I love puffins. They are small, round gothic I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: The actual handbag is neither here nor there The actual handbag is neither here nor there
it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: The aphorism "If you want something done, ask The aphorism "If you want something done, ask a busy woman" is in direct acknowledgment of the efficiency boot camp parenthood puts you through. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Anger is just fear, brought to the boil. Anger is just fear, brought to the boil. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Come on, fellow breastkateers - we Come on, fellow breastkateers - we — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I think that instead of feminism being a I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I like a little bit of revolution. I I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: The problem with battling yourself is that even The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Strip clubs let everyone down. Men and women Strip clubs let everyone down. Men and women approach their very worst here. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave? — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Hearing women singing about themselves - rather than Hearing women singing about themselves - rather than men singing about women - makes everything seem wonderfully clear, and possible — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Abortions are never seen as a positive thing, Abortions are never seen as a positive thing, as any other operation to remedy a potentially life-ruining condition would. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: In the end, I go where I always In the end, I go where I always go when I need information on something baffling, poisonous, or terrifying: the library. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: A majority of women's magazines feature women who A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: A reformed bitch is going to cost a A reformed bitch is going to cost a fortune in stamps. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Women's bodies do not give up their babies Women's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: David Cameron is a C-3P0 made of ham. David Cameron is a C-3P0 made of ham. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Let's all go and be feminists in the Let's all go and be feminists in the pub. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN! — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: If you can find a frock you look If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I am not good at small talk. I I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: turn our unsaid things into our life's work. turn our unsaid things into our life's work. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Amnesty International Survey found that 25 percent of Amnesty International Survey found that 25 percent of people believe a woman is to blame for being raped if she dresses provocatively. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: When you live in a small house with When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible - and much quicker - to cry alone. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Feminism, as it stands, well ... stands. It Feminism, as it stands, well ... stands. It has ground to a halt. — Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Mental health is seen as a massive drag Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about. — Caitlin Moran