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First world babies are eating this planet like termites.
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It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.
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Over-eating is the addiction choice of carers, and that's why it's come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions.
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Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.
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Motherhood is a game you must enter with as much energy, willingness, and happiness as possible.
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Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing.
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Why can't we just loosen our belts, take off our heels, and cheerfully rot, like the boys?
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Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends.
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I sit at my desk, and I do not know where the words are hidden!
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After all, everyone is bisexual after 11pm.
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And of course, the deepest irony about the young being cynical is that they are the ones that need to move, and dance, and trust the most.
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There is no crueler or more inappropriate present to give a child than estrogen and a big pair of tits.
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Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine. Kylie Minogue is feminine. I am . . . femi-none.
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March against size-zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs, and Botox. We don't need to
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The more scared children are, the tighter they hug you.
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Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.
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I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.
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Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful.
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I'm going to say 'Amen' now. This is a deal now. We are square on this. You will sort this out. Violet will not rat on us. Amen.
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I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world.
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You stop talking about things when you've worked them out. You're no longer an observer but a participant. You're too busy for this bullshit.
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Life is really the only place you can learn the most important lessons about how to get dressed and to be happy.
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Within living memory of this country, men could rape their wives: women were not seen as a separate sexual entity, with the right of refusal.
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Man, I was on the shepherd's pie last night like you wouldn't believe. I had, like, MASH in my EYEBROWS by 10pm. I was on a total mince rush!
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The 1990s are a bad time to be poor and not-famous.
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As with winning the lottery, or becoming famous - there is no manual for becoming a woman,
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What a fucking bore people are.
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Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away.
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Men and women alike have convinced themselves of a dragging belief: that somehow women are incomplete without having children.
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We're supposed to speak from the heart in what we wear. We have to find capsule wardrobes.
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Going blind every time you drain a boiling pan of pasta, because it steams up your glasses real bad.
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When a woman says, 'I have nothing to wear!', what she really means is, 'There's nothing here for who I'm supposed to be today.
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As I've not been kissed before, I'm not really sure how you activate this function on a man.
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I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.
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I will never tell anyone when I feel bad again. I will never confide a weakness. It does not work. It makes things worse.
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Even with my freewheeling open-mindedness, I couldn't fancy Dennis - a man whose ears looked like two long pieces of bacon.
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Galaxies of nothing are going onin her eyes. — Caitlin Moran
The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.
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And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?
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You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.
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When Simone de Beauvoir said, "One is not born a woman - one becomes one," she didn't know the half of it. In
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So what do you do when you build yourself up - only to realise you built yourself with the wrong things?
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Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of ... bionic.
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Because I haven't yet learned the simplest and most important thing of all: the world is difficult, and we are all breakable. So just be kind.
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Watching 'Girls' has just given me renewed courage.
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We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people, rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people.
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My favourite place in the world - the south beach at Aberystwyth -has a sewage outfall pipe on it
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It demeans a society to rely on random acts of mercy, Johanna.
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We were all wondering - could you stop the maracas
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He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern above a pub door in November- he made you want to come in and never leave.
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Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
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You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
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Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.
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And I think: I could do this. Fuck writing a book about a fat girl and a dragon. I could be a music journalist, instead.
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I'm going to be the Beatles of kissing.
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I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
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The actual handbag is neither here nor thereit's what you keep in it that's the most important thing. — Caitlin Moran
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
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The aphorism "If you want something done, ask a busy woman" is in direct acknowledgment of the efficiency boot camp parenthood puts you through.
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The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.
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Anger is just fear, brought to the boil.
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Come on, fellow breastkateers - we
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I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.
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I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.
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When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave?
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Hearing women singing about themselves - rather than men singing about women - makes everything seem wonderfully clear, and possible
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Abortions are never seen as a positive thing, as any other operation to remedy a potentially life-ruining condition would.
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In the end, I go where I always go when I need information on something baffling, poisonous, or terrifying: the library.
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A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.
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A reformed bitch is going to cost a fortune in stamps.
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Women's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember.
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THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not.
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David Cameron is a C-3P0 made of ham.
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Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN!
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If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
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turn our unsaid things into our life's work.
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Amnesty International Survey found that 25 percent of people believe a woman is to blame for being raped if she dresses provocatively.
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