Burrito Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Burrito

Burrito Quotes & Sayings

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Not everything is worth our tears; few are just worth the pain. — Sachin Kumar Puli

Finn was an enigma wrapped in a riddle coated in misdirection. He was a burrito of dishonesty. — Molly Harper

The envious pine at others' success; no greater punishment than envy was devised by Sicilian tyrants. — Horace

When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up! — Jenna Ushkowitz

Yes, you are nosy. You're a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You're victimizing us all. — Diana Wynne Jones

Healthy people learn how to frequently adjust their thoughts to make reality comfortable and realistic. — Sam Owen

My nickname when I was young was Teddy, so people would call me Teddy Bear. — Mila Kunis

Eating a burrito is like eating a living, breathing organism - you can feel the burrito's ingredients sigh inside with each bite, each squeeze. — Gustavo Arellano

Total confusion, disconnected nothing, absolute bewilderment. It's an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a burrito, and smothered in taco sauce. — Russ Gregory

My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. As — Michael Chabon

I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing. — Billy Joe Patton

I wanted a frozen burrito. Sara died for that. — Brandon Sanderson

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. — Michael Chabon

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. — Mitch Hedberg

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. — Rick Riordan

I'll have the Walk of Shame burrito. — Tracy March

Foolish consistencies are the hobgoblins of small minds! — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito. — Gabrielle Reece

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison

He used his soothing tone reserved for cray-cray animals. — Kelly Moran

This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho! — Lisi Harrison

Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you'll still fart. — Martyn V. Halm

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. — Christopher Moore

ordered two crispy tacos, a bean burrito, and a medium Pepsi. At — Mark Owen

Fuck me. I'm a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito. — Richard Kadrey

They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale. — Dan Rather

Beauty is a mute deception. — Theophrastus

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef. — Mitch Hedberg

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito ... — Sherman Alexie

There is a saying about relationships in Washington: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. — Katharine Graham

I think of myself as a young prince from a long line of royalty. — Wesley Snipes

I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn't want to eat it so badly."
"The tragedy of true love," Cade whispered. — Cora Carmack

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, — Janet Evanovich

I knew that just because people on the outside were free and clean, it didn't mean they were the good ones. — Nova Ren Suma