I often thought the most unfair thing about having Moebius wasn't Moebius at all, but other people's inability to define me by anything else. — David Arnold
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. — Henny Youngman
Pessimism is carefully cultivated in some intellectual circles, as if it were a precious plant that the human race could not afford to lose. — Arthur Lynch
Real firmness is good for anything; strut is good for nothing. — Alexander Hamilton