Bowling Quotes
Collection of top 86 famous quotes about Bowling
Bowling Quotes & Sayings
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I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it.
— Hunter S. Thompson
I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.
— Kevin Hart
Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
— Al Yankovic
Camarin and I are both baffled by the pleasure humans find with bowling. The noise is maddening, the equipment unsanitary, and the repetition boring.
— Elizabeth Langston
In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.
— Stephen King
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
— John Goodman
I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.
— Uncle Kracker
I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.
— Chris Hardwick
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
— Jim Gaffigan
I don't know how to bowl.""Right, that's a problem, since this place really screams 'professional bowling,'" Silas snips back, rolling his eyes. — Jackson Pearce
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes ... and no friends.
— Jim Gaffigan
Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.
— Chris Hardwick
And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
— Woody Harrelson
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.
— Edna Buchanan
I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
— Demetri Martin
I really like bowling.
— Lorelei Linklater
Being called baby: like safaris and bowling leagues, a phenomenon she never thought she'd experience first hand.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
I want you to love me.""I don't even know you."
"Then I'll settle for a date. Bowling? — Charles Sheehan-Miles
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!
— John Calipari
I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
— Don Johnson
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
— Florence Henderson
We're going bowling?' I can't keep the disappointment of of my voice. Bowling is not badass.
— Leanne Hall
Glory's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, and yet she still comes back.
— Suzanne Wright
It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.
— Aubrey Plaza
Ivory towers are as rare as bowling alleys in tribal cultures.
— Terry Eagleton
The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding
— Ian Chappell
Oh, heads are going to roll for this. I'm going to set up a special lane and use their skulls for bowling balls.
— Julie Kagawa
Her place already was luxurious, with a bowling alley where the pins were bottles of chilled champagne,
— Erik Larson
I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.
— Brian Schweitzer
I think we've been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well.
— Ricky Ponting
You know. Uh. The bowling alley doesn't seem to be improving my game. That is the one thing I have noticed.
— Barack Obama
Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling.
— Kapil Dev
It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.
— Amy Krouse Rosenthal
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
— Jessica Simpson
No cricketer is so dependent on the turf on which the game is played as the spinner; it can make, break, enfang or defang him.
— Gideon Haigh
This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
— Phyllis Diller
Magic has its own weight, and that weight, the gravity of it, is pulling the fabric of reality like a bowling ball on a spandex sheet.
— Thomm Quackenbush
The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps.
— Norman Tebbit
A bowling ball rolled through his head, diagonally from nape to temple; it paused and started back.
— Vladimir Nabokov
You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.
— Demetri Martin
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
— Lee Trevino
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
— Jessica Simpson
We need to stop viewing our food as an industrial project and renew our view of it as a natural sustaining force.
— Bill Bowling
I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls.
— K.A. Mitchell
Every bowling center should have a house pro.
— Don Johnson
The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, French cuisine without the sauces.
— Trevor Bailey
Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't.
— Shane Warne
That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.
— David Letterman
Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag!
— Rick Riordan
They went bowling and curling and regularly joined other couples for coffee and doughnuts at Tim Horton's.
— Alice Munro
So, in a fit of pique, I came up with the silliest thing I could think of, and handed the book in under the title Bowling for Dragons
— Patricia C. Wrede
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
— Demetri Martin
