Bowling Quotes

I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it. — Hunter S. Thompson

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere. — Kevin Hart

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling. — Al Yankovic

Camarin and I are both baffled by the pleasure humans find with bowling. The noise is maddening, the equipment unsanitary, and the repetition boring. — Elizabeth Langston

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves. — Stephen King

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. — John Goodman

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem. — Uncle Kracker

We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths. — Homer

I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds. — Chris Hardwick

There he lay spooked, a spinning wheel in a celestial bowling alley. — Meg Rosoff

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink! — Jim Gaffigan

I don't know how to bowl."
"Right, that's a problem, since this place really screams 'professional bowling,'" Silas snips back, rolling his eyes. — Jackson Pearce

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes ... and no friends. — Jim Gaffigan

"I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball." — Lawrence Taylor

If you don't believe in what you are saying, there is no point in your saying it. You might as well call it a day and go bowling. — Anne Lamott

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s. — Chris Hardwick

And you call yourselves a bowling alley? — Woody Harrelson

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars', I'd wind up owing them money. — Ricki Lake

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. — Homer

Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register. — Warren Miller

You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain. — Edna Buchanan

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. — Don Carter

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler. — Andy Lau

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. — John Gielgud

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they? — Lee Trevino

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball. — Demetri Martin

I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling. — Lil' Kim

It's far more daunting than bowling to Ricky Ponting or facing Shane Warne — Andrew Flintoff

A bowling ball rolled through his head, diagonally from nape to temple; it paused and started back. — Vladimir Nabokov

The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps. — Norman Tebbit

Magic has its own weight, and that weight, the gravity of it, is pulling the fabric of reality like a bowling ball on a spandex sheet. — Thomm Quackenbush

Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay

No cricketer is so dependent on the turf on which the game is played as the spinner; it can make, break, enfang or defang him. — Gideon Haigh

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done. — Jessica Simpson

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. — Dave Barry

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. — Martin Mull

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week. — Joe Tex

A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attempt to fill the seconds between swallows of beer. — Jarod Kintz

Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling. — Kapil Dev

You know. Uh. The bowling alley doesn't seem to be improving my game. That is the one thing I have noticed. — Barack Obama

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball. — Phyllis Diller

He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling. — Richie Benaud

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball. — Andrew Vachss

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill. — Demetri Martin

So, in a fit of pique, I came up with the silliest thing I could think of, and handed the book in under the title Bowling for Dragons — Patricia C. Wrede

They went bowling and curling and regularly joined other couples for coffee and doughnuts at Tim Horton's. — Alice Munro

Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag! — Rick Riordan

Error increases with distance. It's true with bowling, and it's true with families. — Steve Farrar

That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins. — David Letterman

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments. — Joe Tex

The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, French cuisine without the sauces. — Trevor Bailey

Every bowling center should have a house pro. — Don Johnson

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun. — Queen Latifah

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley! — John Calipari

We need to stop viewing our food as an industrial project and renew our view of it as a natural sustaining force. — Bill Bowling

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. — Jessica Simpson

Baseball is the only sport there is - next to bowling that is.
Luella Lorraine Lavell — Kate Curran

Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't. — Shane Warne

Being called baby: like safaris and bowling leagues, a phenomenon she never thought she'd experience first hand. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I want you to love me."
"I don't even know you."
"Then I'll settle for a date. Bowling? — Charles Sheehan-Miles

Remember there is plenty of room at the top-but not enough to sit down. — Zig Ziglar

To be honest Im quite boring I love to go bowling and to the moviesWhen it comes to my wardrobe I think I dress like a 30 year old woman — Selena Gomez

There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes. — Jeff Olson

When it's pouring rain and you're bowling along through the wet, there's satisfaction in knowing you're out there and the others aren't. — Peter Snell

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling. — Demetri Martin

I really like bowling. — Lorelei Linklater

I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life. — Don Johnson

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding. — Ranjitsinhji

I think we've been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well. — Ricky Ponting

I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain. — Brian Schweitzer

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school. — Joe Tex

Shakespeare, adrenal glands, professional bowling, and the bizarre reproductive patterns of wasps (along with teams of BBC cameraman to document them( — N.D. Wilson

Her place already was luxurious, with a bowling alley where the pins were bottles of chilled champagne, — Erik Larson

That day, getting through my world was like trying to swim in a pool of warm mayonnaise while carrying two bowling balls. — Anonymous

Oh, heads are going to roll for this. I'm going to set up a special lane and use their skulls for bowling balls. — Julie Kagawa

I'm a bowling pin, even when I fall I'll always stand back up. — Jay Park

When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously. — Luke Perry

The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding — Ian Chappell

Ivory towers are as rare as bowling alleys in tribal cultures. — Terry Eagleton

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley. — Aubrey Plaza

Glory's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, and yet she still comes back. — Suzanne Wright

If Shane Warne were to become England spin bowling coach I think it would be fantastic for myself and all those learning to bowl spin in England. — Monty Panesar

We're going bowling?' I can't keep the disappointment of of my voice. Bowling is not badass. — Leanne Hall

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. — Florence Henderson