Biology Funny Quotes

It's the rabbits of ill portent! — Van Jensen

Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:
It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. — Jonas Salk

None believes in his own death. In the unconscious everyone is convinced of his own immortality. — Sigmund Freud

Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball. — Charles V

No man at all can be living forever and we must be satisfied. — John Millington Synge

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. — Jessica Simpson

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. — Scott Westerfeld

This be an empty world without the blues. — Ma Rainey

For what one has in black and white, One can carry home in comfort. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe