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Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: That Asian guy is really good at kicking. That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm not a good actor, I can play I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Peter Tosh: I don't need no peace. I need equal I don't need no peace. I need equal rights and justice. — Peter Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You know who makes a great first impression? You know who makes a great first impression? Liars. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Now it's time for amasians ... That's Asians Now it's time for amasians ... That's Asians doing something amazing. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I really don't work a whole lot as I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You know what really shuts up a bully? You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb! — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I wasn't a pain in the ass when I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Peter Tosh: I man don't come red, I come Black I man don't come red, I come Black — Peter Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: If no meant no then every man would If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: One day, I want to get rich enough One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Peter Tosh: To have the truth in your possession you To have the truth in your possession you can be found guilty, sentenced to death. — Peter Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I can say that. I have a television I can say that. I have a television show. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By V.S. Naipaul: My publisher, who was so good as a My publisher, who was so good as a taster and editor, when she became a writer, lo and behold, it was all this feminine tosh. — V.S. Naipaul
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I have no real talents. If I could I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: High school is just like glee, a bunch High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Peter Tosh: If the music does not penetrate the heart, If the music does not penetrate the heart, the soul, the mind, and the body ... Then you ain't gon' feel it. — Peter Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I don't believe space exists. You're not gonna I don't believe space exists. You're not gonna put a camera on a roomba, stick it in the desert, and tell me it's Mars. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: My father wanted me to have all the My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had ... so he sent me to a girls school. — Daniel Tosh
Best Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm sick of the media making female sports I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh