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Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.

I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.

I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn ...

Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.

Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.

Favorite color: I hate colors.