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Fear generates big profits. — Terry Pratchett

Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's ... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means-"
"Go for the throat — Terry Pratchett

The sweater was much easier to climb. — Terry Pratchett

We play and are played and the best we can hope for is to do it with style. — Terry Pratchett

Sometimes what is legal isn't what is right, and sometimes it needs a witch to tell the difference. — Terry Pratchett

Galder tried to shout, but his voice refused to come out. — Terry Pratchett

There is no hope for the future, said Death — Terry Pratchett

It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes.
This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers — Terry Pratchett

I've seen excitement, and I've seen boredom. And boredom was best. — Terry Pratchett

The man gave Dodger a cursory glance that had quite a lot of curse in it. — Terry Pratchett

The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the best ditches, they gave you a bigger shovel. — Terry Pratchett

When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice! — Terry Pratchett

Bugrit! Millennium Hand and Shrimp — Terry Pratchett

"Out of Print" is bookseller speak for "We can't be hedgehogged". — Terry Pratchett

Ach, noo yer talkin' oour language," said Rob Anybody. "Not ... quite," said Tiffany. — Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. — Terry Pratchett

And no cheating, Lady." he said.
"But who could cheat Fate?" she asked. He shrugged."No-one. Yet everyone tries. — Terry Pratchett

The turtle moves. — Terry Pratchett

How do you get shadows when there's no sun in the sky? she thought, because it was better to think about things like this than all the other, much — Terry Pratchett

If he could get the idea of paper money past them then he was home and, if not dry, then at least merely Moist. — Terry Pratchett

Nothing wrong with whips and needles, in moderation. — Terry Pratchett

No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants. — Terry Pratchett

Best way to get something done is to give it to someone who is busy, said Vetinari. — Terry Pratchett

The price for being the best is always ... having to be the best. — Terry Pratchett

There are times when the best writing you can do is to go for a walk or drive, a long drive is ideal. — Terry Pratchett

Best to get it off his chest. Own up like a man. Take his medicine. Cards on table. Beating about bush, none of. Mercy, throw himself on. — Terry Pratchett

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule? — Terry Pratchett

The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away. — Terry Pratchett

I wouldn't say I'm the best," she said, "but I can't think of anyone better, I have to say. — Terry Pratchett

In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box. — Terry Pratchett

Whether you wanted it or not, you were born, you did the best you could, and then, whether you really wanted to or not, you died. — Terry Pratchett

The best research is the research that you don't know that you are doing. — Terry Pratchett

A city like Ankh-Morpork was only two meals away from chaos at the best of times. — Terry Pratchett

He'd learned in recent days, though, that rather than drown in uncertainty it was best to surf right over the top of it. — Terry Pratchett

It is possible to live well with dementia and write best-sellers 'like wot I do. — Terry Pratchett

I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's. — Terry Pratchett

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums. — Terry Pratchett

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question — Terry Pratchett

The price of being the best is having to be the best. — Terry Pratchett

The best research you can do is to talk to people. — Terry Pratchett

WHAT THINGS SEEM MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE, — Terry Pratchett

But magic has a habit of lying low, like a rake in the grass. Winter — Terry Pratchett

And the woman in the vegetable shop, she oppresses me all the time. — Terry Pratchett

Humans need fantasy to be human. — Terry Pratchett

He felt eyes suddenly upon him because marital telepathy is a terrible thing — Terry Pratchett

Do my thoughts just dream of me? — Terry Pratchett

Being a buisance is not something you should die of. — Terry Pratchett

Romancin' is verra important, ye ken. Basically it's a way the boy can get close to the girl wi'oot her attackin' him and scratchin' his eyes oot. — Terry Pratchett

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish. — Terry Pratchett

There's some things we can't think because we don't know the words. — Terry Pratchett

Well, got any relish?" "No, ma'am." "Tomato ketchup?" "No, ma'am." "And they call this a gormay paradise, — Terry Pratchett

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? — Terry Pratchett

Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane? — Terry Pratchett

In short, what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds. — Terry Pratchett

They were born into a world that was against them in a thousand little ways, and then devoted most of their energies to making it worse. — Terry Pratchett

Nevertheless, the human brain, which survives by hoping from one second to another, will always endeavor to put off the moment of truth. Moist — Terry Pratchett

He quite liked the English. They tended to say sorry a lot, which was quite understandable given their heritage and the crimes of their ancestors. — Terry Pratchett

Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead! — Terry Pratchett

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armor shouting All the Gods are bastards! — Terry Pratchett

Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. — Terry Pratchett

He preached as if he had a flaming sword in his hand. Bats fell out of the rafters. The organ started up by itself. The water sloshed in the font. — Terry Pratchett

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it. — Terry Pratchett

The gods," he said. "Imprisoned in a thought. And perhaps they were never more than a dream. — Terry Pratchett

The four lesser apocalyptical horsemen of Panic, Bewilderment, Ignorance, and Shouting took control of the room, — Terry Pratchett

Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that. — Neil Gaiman

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro. — Terry Pratchett

When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. — Terry Pratchett

Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha! — Terry Pratchett

A mirror can contain the reflection of the whole universe, a whole skyful of stars in a piece of silvered glass no thicker than a breath. — Terry Pratchett

Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong ... But it might. — Terry Pratchett

Fire is easy to work with if you keep your mind clear, but pain ... pain fights back. Pain is alive. Pain is the enemy. — Terry Pratchett

swimming the Djel was as feasible as nailing fog to the wall. He — Terry Pratchett

Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children was limitless. — Terry Pratchett

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. — Terry Pratchett