Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants. ...

No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants. (Terry Pratchett)

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Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.