Norman Wisdom Quotes

Top 36 wise famous quotes and sayings by Norman Wisdom

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Norman Wisdom quotes: When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own. When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.
Norman Wisdom quotes: At my age, the radiation will probably do me good. At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.
Norman Wisdom quotes: What I like doing most is making children laugh. What I like doing most is making children laugh.
Norman Wisdom quotes: My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people. I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good. I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.
Norman Wisdom quotes: You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it! You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it!
Norman Wisdom quotes: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
Norman Wisdom quotes: There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over. There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.
Norman Wisdom quotes: My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad. My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.
Norman Wisdom quotes: Most of my comedies were low on budgets - certainly by American standards. Most of my comedies were low on budgets - certainly by American standards.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is! I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is!
Norman Wisdom quotes: As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Norman Wisdom quotes: It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice. It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I do play drums when I'm on tour. I do play drums when I'm on tour.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night. I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano. I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I owe everything to the army. I owe everything to the army.
Norman Wisdom quotes: All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved. All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.
Norman Wisdom quotes: Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do. Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do.
Norman Wisdom quotes: Of course I've done musicals here in London. Of course I've done musicals here in London.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12. I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.
Norman Wisdom quotes: Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that. I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.
Norman Wisdom quotes: It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap. It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.
Norman Wisdom quotes: I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose. I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.