Norman Wisdom Quotes
Top 36 wise famous quotes and sayings by Norman Wisdom
Norman Wisdom Famous Quotes & Sayings
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My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.
I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.
But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.
I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.
Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do.
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.
My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.