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Norman Wisdom quotes: I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

Norman Wisdom quotes: My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.

My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.

Norman Wisdom quotes: When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.

When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

Norman Wisdom quotes: But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have.

I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have.

Norman Wisdom quotes: At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

Norman Wisdom quotes: What I like doing most is making children laugh.

What I like doing most is making children laugh.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

Norman Wisdom quotes: Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do.

Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I owe everything to the army.

I owe everything to the army.

Norman Wisdom quotes: All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

Norman Wisdom quotes: Of course I've done musicals here in London.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

Norman Wisdom quotes: Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

Norman Wisdom quotes: It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

Norman Wisdom quotes: My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick

My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

Norman Wisdom quotes: It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

Norman Wisdom quotes: As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is!

I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is!

Norman Wisdom quotes: Most of my comedies were low on budgets - certainly by American standards.

Most of my comedies were low on budgets - certainly by American standards.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

Norman Wisdom quotes: My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

Norman Wisdom quotes: There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Norman Wisdom quotes: You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it!

You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it!

Norman Wisdom quotes: I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.

I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.

Norman Wisdom quotes: I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.

I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.