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Fear generates big profits.
— Terry Pratchett
Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's ... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means-" "Go for the throat — Terry Pratchett
The sweater was much easier to climb.
— Terry Pratchett
Sometimes what is legal isn't what is right, and sometimes it needs a witch to tell the difference.
— Terry Pratchett
Galder tried to shout, but his voice refused to come out.
— Terry Pratchett
There is no hope for the future, said Death
— Terry Pratchett
It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes.This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers — Terry Pratchett
I've seen excitement, and I've seen boredom. And boredom was best.
— Terry Pratchett
The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the best ditches, they gave you a bigger shovel.
— Terry Pratchett
Bugrit! Millennium Hand and Shrimp
— Terry Pratchett
"Out of Print" is bookseller speak for "We can't be hedgehogged".
— Terry Pratchett
Ach, noo yer talkin' oour language," said Rob Anybody. "Not ... quite," said Tiffany.
— Terry Pratchett
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
— Terry Pratchett
And no cheating, Lady." he said."But who could cheat Fate?" she asked. He shrugged."No-one. Yet everyone tries. — Terry Pratchett
The turtle moves.
— Terry Pratchett
How do you get shadows when there's no sun in the sky? she thought, because it was better to think about things like this than all the other, much
— Terry Pratchett
If he could get the idea of paper money past them then he was home and, if not dry, then at least merely Moist.
— Terry Pratchett
Nothing wrong with whips and needles, in moderation.
— Terry Pratchett
No one knows how to do officering, Fred. That's why they're officers. If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants.
— Terry Pratchett
Best way to get something done is to give it to someone who is busy, said Vetinari.
— Terry Pratchett
The price for being the best is always ... having to be the best.
— Terry Pratchett
There are times when the best writing you can do is to go for a walk or drive, a long drive is ideal.
— Terry Pratchett
Best to get it off his chest. Own up like a man. Take his medicine. Cards on table. Beating about bush, none of. Mercy, throw himself on.
— Terry Pratchett
Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?
— Terry Pratchett
The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away.
— Terry Pratchett
I wouldn't say I'm the best," she said, "but I can't think of anyone better, I have to say.
— Terry Pratchett
In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.
— Terry Pratchett
Whether you wanted it or not, you were born, you did the best you could, and then, whether you really wanted to or not, you died.
— Terry Pratchett
He'd learned in recent days, though, that rather than drown in uncertainty it was best to surf right over the top of it.
— Terry Pratchett
I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.
— Terry Pratchett
All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.
— Terry Pratchett
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
— Terry Pratchett
The price of being the best is having to be the best.
— Terry Pratchett
The best research you can do is to talk to people.
— Terry Pratchett
WHAT THINGS SEEM MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE,
— Terry Pratchett
But magic has a habit of lying low, like a rake in the grass. Winter
— Terry Pratchett
And the woman in the vegetable shop, she oppresses me all the time.
— Terry Pratchett
Humans need fantasy to be human.
— Terry Pratchett
Do my thoughts just dream of me?
— Terry Pratchett
Being a buisance is not something you should die of.
— Terry Pratchett
Romancin' is verra important, ye ken. Basically it's a way the boy can get close to the girl wi'oot her attackin' him and scratchin' his eyes oot.
— Terry Pratchett
The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.
— Terry Pratchett
There's some things we can't think because we don't know the words.
— Terry Pratchett
Well, got any relish?" "No, ma'am." "Tomato ketchup?" "No, ma'am." "And they call this a gormay paradise,
— Terry Pratchett
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
— Terry Pratchett
Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?
— Terry Pratchett
In short, what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds.
— Terry Pratchett
They were born into a world that was against them in a thousand little ways, and then devoted most of their energies to making it worse.
— Terry Pratchett
Nevertheless, the human brain, which survives by hoping from one second to another, will always endeavor to put off the moment of truth. Moist
— Terry Pratchett
He quite liked the English. They tended to say sorry a lot, which was quite understandable given their heritage and the crimes of their ancestors.
— Terry Pratchett
Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!
— Terry Pratchett
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armor shouting All the Gods are bastards!
— Terry Pratchett
Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.
— Terry Pratchett
He preached as if he had a flaming sword in his hand. Bats fell out of the rafters. The organ started up by itself. The water sloshed in the font.
— Terry Pratchett
The gods," he said. "Imprisoned in a thought. And perhaps they were never more than a dream.
— Terry Pratchett
The four lesser apocalyptical horsemen of Panic, Bewilderment, Ignorance, and Shouting took control of the room,
— Terry Pratchett
Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.
— Neil Gaiman
I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.
— Terry Pratchett
When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.
— Terry Pratchett
Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!
— Terry Pratchett
A mirror can contain the reflection of the whole universe, a whole skyful of stars in a piece of silvered glass no thicker than a breath.
— Terry Pratchett
Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong ... But it might.
— Terry Pratchett
Fire is easy to work with if you keep your mind clear, but pain ... pain fights back. Pain is alive. Pain is the enemy.
— Terry Pratchett
swimming the Djel was as feasible as nailing fog to the wall. He
— Terry Pratchett
Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children was limitless.
— Terry Pratchett
