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Best Slapping Quotes By Jessica Beck: You have the subtlety of a wet fish

You have the subtlety of a wet fish slapping someone in the face. — Jessica Beck

Best Slapping Quotes By Jack Kerouac: There was a sound of slappingWhen the angel

There was a sound of slapping
When the angel stole come
And the angel that had lost
Lay back satisfied — Jack Kerouac

Best Slapping Quotes By Rick Riordan: I need a free hand for slapping you

I need a free hand for slapping you when you act stupid. — Rick Riordan

Best Slapping Quotes By Tim Dorsey: At work, he pretended every woman customer was

At work, he pretended every woman customer was a floozy with a hard-luck story who only needed a good slapping. — Tim Dorsey

Best Slapping Quotes By Vanessa Carlton: I went horseback riding and got a big

I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right back into reality. — Vanessa Carlton

Best Slapping Quotes By Lauren Oliver: As we walk I can hear the barrel

As we walk I can hear the barrel of his gun, slapping against his thigh. — Lauren Oliver

Best Slapping Quotes By Frank Rich: The cruel ambush of 9/11 supposedly 'changed everything,'

The cruel ambush of 9/11 supposedly 'changed everything,' slapping us back to reality. Yet we are constantly shocked, shocked by the foreseeable. — Frank Rich

Best Slapping Quotes By Avery Aster: Did my two friends lose their minds? We'd

Did my two friends lose their minds? We'd gone from hugging besties to face-slapping frienemies and now horny girls on the prowl. WTF. — Avery Aster

Best Slapping Quotes By George Meyer: You can't keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it'll

You can't keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it'll run away and find a new pimp. — George Meyer

Best Slapping Quotes By Corrine Jackson: Some words hit you like a tree branch

Some words hit you like a tree branch slapping you in the face. And some words rip into your flesh, leaving scars so deep, they never completely fade. — Corrine Jackson

Best Slapping Quotes By Tiffany Reisz: Sometimes I think I'm kinky because I fantasize

Sometimes I think I'm kinky because I fantasize about slapping you. And then I realize I really just want to slap you. — Tiffany Reisz

Best Slapping Quotes By Kody Keplinger: I cleared my throat and tried to look

I cleared my throat and tried to look like I wasn't inwardly slapping myself. — Kody Keplinger

Best Slapping Quotes By John Corey Whaley: someone who wants to trust everyone so much

someone who wants to trust everyone so much that they don't see a lie when it's slapping them right in the face. — John Corey Whaley

Best Slapping Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: I need all my strength to stop myself

I need all my strength to stop myself from reaching out and slapping him across the face every time he smiles at me. — Cecelia Ahern

Best Slapping Quotes By Rick Yancey: It's moments like those that make me want

It's moments like those that make me want to slap him, not that slapping him would do any good, but it would make me feel better. — Rick Yancey

Best Slapping Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: Looks like she's been slapping the kid again.

Looks like she's been slapping the kid again. — Dashiell Hammett

Best Slapping Quotes By Belle De Jour: Holding your stomach in when your clothes are

Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping your ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is. — Belle De Jour

Best Slapping Quotes By Emil Ostrovski: I love you, but sometimes I feel like

I love you, but sometimes I feel like slapping you. — Emil Ostrovski

Best Slapping Quotes By Kimberly Spencer: You kind of lose the right to bitch

You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you're no longer slapping groins. — Kimberly Spencer

Best Slapping Quotes By Anne Lamott: It's like bitch-slapping E.T.

It's like bitch-slapping E.T. — Anne Lamott

Best Slapping Quotes By Willow Madison: When I look in the mirror... I know

When I look in the mirror... I know that I belong to him...that I will never be the same again. I've let him punish me... — Willow Madison

Best Slapping Quotes By Joe Abercrombie: Water dripping from his slapping fruits

Water dripping from his slapping fruits — Joe Abercrombie

Best Slapping Quotes By Tone-Loc: That's what happens when bodies start slapping.

That's what happens when bodies start slapping. — Tone-Loc

Best Slapping Quotes By Nalini Singh: Human women have been slapping men for being

Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally. — Nalini Singh

Best Slapping Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Everybody is slapping me on the back and

Everybody is slapping me on the back and cheering and congratulating me. But it doesn't seem real. There must be a mistake. How ... how could — Suzanne Collins

Best Slapping Quotes By Michael Jackson: Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson

Best Slapping Quotes By Kresley Cole: Because of a few shifter beheadings? Come on,

Because of a few shifter beheadings? Come on, Lizvetta, it's not as if I went around cock-slapping gnomes. — Kresley Cole

Best Slapping Quotes By L.J.Smith: And if he left me of his own

And if he left me of his own free will, then he should get ready for the bitch-slapping of his life. — L.J.Smith

Best Slapping Quotes By Aristophanes: What can you answer? Now be careful, don't

What can you answer? Now be careful, don't arouse my spite, Or with my slipper I'll take you napping,
faces slapping
Left and right. — Aristophanes

Best Slapping Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: I'm not likely to forget someone slapping my

I'm not likely to forget someone slapping my butt with a big piece of wood. — Cherise Sinclair