Best Lifeguard Quotes

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard. — Johnny Carson

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. — Henny Youngman

We need not a new set of beliefs, but a new way of believing, not simply new answers to the same old questions, but a new set of questions. — Brian D. McLaren

When you see only problems, you're not seeing clearly. — Phil Knight

People have founded vast schemes upon a very few words. — Florence Nightingale

I look up to a lot of old school drummers from the '70s, '80s, and '90s. — Ashton Irwin

The pictures do not lie, but neither do they tell the whole story. They are merely a record of time passing, the outward evidence. — Paul Auster

Working with Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson takes you up another level. — Benmont Tench

I understand how easy it would be to lose yourself in the heart of another. It's frightening. Exhilarating. An ocean with no lifeguard. — Sarah Ockler

A simple man with Scripture has more authority than the Pope or a council. — Martin Luther

Nothing in this life will bring true meaning and happiness apart from God. — Jim George

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. — David Gerrold

I stared out at the waves. "Why am I here?" I thought. Finally it came to me. But it was too late. I was a terrible lifeguard. — Alex Bosworth

If I'm going to get hit, why let the guy who's going to hit me get the easiest and best shot? I explode into the guy who's trying to tackle me. — Walter Payton

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

I was a lifeguard, camp counselor, the president of the YMCA Leaders Corps. I also took piano lessons. I was a dancer. — Chirlane McCray

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make. — Eoin Colfer

His blood is silver and his heart is Silver. And he will never value another above his own. — Victoria Aveyard

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. — Simon Cowell

The truth of the matter is the tone is toxic here in Washington, and we have been exporting it around the country. — Emanuel Cleaver

There is no lifeguard on duty. We each swim at our own risk during this short journey." ~ Lisa Fantino/Amalfi Blue — Lisa Fantino

Never fear Death for you will feel aroused by his sleep. Never cheat death or he will slap you with a sentence of misery for the defeat. — Suzy Kassem

When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!" — Milton Berle

I am like a lifeguard with the terrible, secret knowledge that he does not himself know how to swim. — Shira Nayman