
Cuz if I don't say I'm the best, tell me who the hell will? —
Phife Dawg

Styles be fat like Jackie Gleason, the rest be Art Carney. —
Phife Dawg

Now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am,
Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram. —
Phife Dawg

I learned that hard work is everything. As long as you keep working, keep working and keep working, you will get where you wanna go. —
Short Dawg

When's the last time you heard a funky diabetic? —
Phife Dawg

Question: Why is that MC's be wack
And major labels wanna sign that crap?
A-yo ... funk that! —
Phife Dawg

Well, she thought, that big old dawg with the hatred in his eyes had killed her after all. —
Zora Neale Hurston

I'm a rapper but I'm a human being. —
Phife Dawg

I don't like you. Why you walk up on me dawg!?, I don't like you, I don't like you. —
James Toney

Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue.
It's not like honey dip would wanna get with me,
But just in case I own more condoms than TLC. —
Phife Dawg