Best Funny Karma Quotes

Best Funny Karma Quotes & Sayings

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I preferred that my bad dreams be vague. — Walter Kirn

Isn't Heaven reward enough, without needing to see the damned punished? — Michel Faber

Sometimes you were handed a second chance, and all you had to do was close your eyes and step into it. — Jean Oram

My father was a frustrated writer. I think he wanted to write the great American novel. — Anne Waldman

The good thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. — Katie McGarry

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

I didn't expect such a huge reaction, but I knew I was doing something different to everything else that was happening at the time. — Enya

The more you say, the less people remember. — Francois Fenelon

The joy of living is the heart of thanksgiving. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When adversity strikes, that's when you have to be the most calm. Take a step back, stay strong, stay grounded and press on. — LL Cool J

Somehow it helps just to take something that's internal and externalize it, to see it in front of you. — James Taylor

Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome. — Jeroninio Almeida

Okay, so I was conditioned to do what I was told, but I was uppity enough to do it with ill grace. — Kristen Ashley

Life is a process of one goneness after another. — Russell Hoban