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Best Condom Quotes By Big Sean: I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom

I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out. — Big Sean

Best Condom Quotes By Chris Kasparoza: The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt

The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on. — Chris Kasparoza

Best Condom Quotes By Katt Williams: Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams

Best Condom Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake

Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Best Condom Quotes By Thabo Mbeki: If we only said safe sex, use a

If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country. — Thabo Mbeki

Best Condom Quotes By Jessica Scott: I feel like I should have a formation

I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."

~Evan Loehr — Jessica Scott

Best Condom Quotes By Jane Davitt: Tell me you spotted a condom tree over

Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube. — Jane Davitt

Best Condom Quotes By John Goode: My parents were high school sweethearts, which is

My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means "too stupid to use a condom. — John Goode

Best Condom Quotes By Kenneth Eade: So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but

So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say — Kenneth Eade

Best Condom Quotes By Jayce O'Neal: There is no such thing as safe sex,

There is no such thing as safe sex, since no one can create a condom for the soul. — Jayce O'Neal

Best Condom Quotes By Merlyn Gabriel Miller: Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly

Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell. — Merlyn Gabriel Miller

Best Condom Quotes By Tariq Ali: I think the Americans fished out the same

I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it. — Tariq Ali

Best Condom Quotes By Booth: What are you gonna help us with? That

What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom? — Booth

Best Condom Quotes By Stephen King: Do you happen to have another Condom? I

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches. — Stephen King

Best Condom Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have a couple of 'doing caps' in

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari

Best Condom Quotes By Jennifer Weiner: The condom broke. I know how stupid that

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. — Jennifer Weiner

Best Condom Quotes By Katie Reus: If you want to stop, tell me now,"

If you want to stop, tell me now," he said as he ripped open a condom wrapper.
"Stop and I kill you. — Katie Reus

Best Condom Quotes By Clive James: Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts ... — Clive James

Best Condom Quotes By Richard Branson: The best advice I got from my dad?

The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom. — Richard Branson

Best Condom Quotes By Lauren Beukes: But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I

But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty. — Lauren Beukes

Best Condom Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Worry is to human beings ... what a

Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Best Condom Quotes By Christina Lauren: And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex

And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl. — Christina Lauren

Best Condom Quotes By Melanie Harlow: Sex without a condom was just a physical

Sex without a condom was just a physical symbol of an emotional barricade destroyed. — Melanie Harlow

Best Condom Quotes By Jane Fonda: I would think that if you understood what

I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom. — Jane Fonda

Best Condom Quotes By Kendall Ryan: I don't have a condom.

I don't have a condom. — Kendall Ryan

Best Condom Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I put the penis in happiness. I put

I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That's why I'm wearing a condom.) — Jarod Kintz

Best Condom Quotes By Subhasis Das: Engineer is the one who thinks Dark Fantasy

Engineer is the one who thinks Dark Fantasy is a condom and not a biscuit — Subhasis Das

Best Condom Quotes By Rita Rudner: An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom;

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work. — Rita Rudner

Best Condom Quotes By Jodi Ellen Malpas: Didn't use a condom," he says with genuine

Didn't use a condom," he says with genuine regret in his eyes. "I'm sorry, I got so carried away. You're on birth control, right? — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Best Condom Quotes By Mary Calmes: It's like a condom, Min, holes happen, I

It's like a condom, Min, holes happen, I said, — Mary Calmes

Best Condom Quotes By Jay Leno: President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where

President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - "Safer, Stronger, and Tested." Isn't that a condom ad? — Jay Leno

Best Condom Quotes By Bill Engvall: A condom is a rubber thing shaped like

A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums. — Bill Engvall