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Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By R.L. Stine: Well, when I was 13, for my bar

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special. — R.L. Stine

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By John Zorn: Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah. — John Zorn

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah.

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Jeremy Piven: I'm not a boy now. I'm a man,

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere. — Jeremy Piven

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Evan Goldberg: I was the - my trendsetting moment was

I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy. — Evan Goldberg

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: The comment quieted the room, like a sudden

The comment quieted the room, like a sudden shout of "Who wants extra bacon?" at a bar mitzvah. — Brandon Sanderson

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Maureen Lipman: I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation. — Maureen Lipman

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Artie Lange: For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah. — Artie Lange

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By David Mamet: Being a writer in Hollywood is like going

Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. — David Mamet

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Zach Braff: I was kosher until I had my Bar

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers. — Zach Braff

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Billy Crystal: I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. — Billy Crystal

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Shia Labeouf: This is hands down the biggest, most exciting

This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah. — Shia Labeouf

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Gitty Daneshvari: Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu

Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah. — Gitty Daneshvari

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Erich Bergen: Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was,

Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, 'Here comes 'Oh, What a Night.' — Erich Bergen

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Seth Rogen: I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin. — Seth Rogen

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Betsey Johnson: If a girl comes to me first for

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back. — Betsey Johnson

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Jesse Eisenberg: I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah. — Jesse Eisenberg

Best Bar Mitzvah Quotes By Hayden Schlossberg: I just went to Hebrew school, had a

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. — Hayden Schlossberg