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One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
— Bennett Cerf
An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.
— Bennett Cerf
If you have more than one spouse,
you have more than one problem. — Matshona Dhliwayo
you have more than one problem. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
— Bennett Cerf
His death eclipsed the gayety of nations, and impoverished the public stock of harmless pleasure.
— Samuel Johnson
I'm always looking to improve. And every year I want to do better than the year before.
— David Wright
That was mean."
"Well he did accuse me of being a bitch. Any professional is going to try their best to meet their employer's expectations. — Jim Bernheimer
"Well he did accuse me of being a bitch. Any professional is going to try their best to meet their employer's expectations. — Jim Bernheimer
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
— Bennett Cerf
I mean obviously, staying alive is pretty fucking important . . . but there's got to be something beyond that, right?
— Isaac Marion
Don't rush to justify yourself with a verbal argument; your choice of words may unmake what you made.
— Israelmore Ayivor
It's like she's ... in my head, in my skin. I can't do anything anymore without having her there with me. Sometimes it feels like she's right there.
— Shelly Crane
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
— Bennett Cerf
Mon Dieu, the entire vanilla world has taken over my house. Fine. Both of you stay. Have tea. Turn everyone in my house boring.
-Kingsley — Tiffany Reisz
-Kingsley — Tiffany Reisz
There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
— Bennett Cerf
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
— Bennett Cerf
I believe that laughter is our greatest export
— Walt Disney
Humans have grown like a cancer. We're the biggest blight on the face of the earth.
— Ingrid Newkirk
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
— Bennett Cerf
TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
— Bennett Cerf
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
— Bennett Cerf
Art is an outsider, a gypsy over the face of the earth.
— Robert Henri
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
— Bennett Cerf
Wounds may heal, but the scars remain.
— Reyna Pryde