Beetled Quotes

Thousands of years from now they will use my fossil remains as an example of a mistake in the evolutionary process — Tao Lin

For every tree, we plant, we saves a life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership. — Greg Fitzsimmons

Coal makes us sick. Oil makes us sick. It's global warming. It's ruining our country. It's ruining our world. — Harry Reid

Disease is a disturbed condition, not a thing or entity. — Daniel D. Palmer

The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The heart prefers to move against the grain of circumstance; perversity is the souls very life. — John Updike

Only those who attempt the absurd ... will achieve the impossible. I think ... I think it's in my basement ... Let me go upstairs and check. — M.C. Escher

The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond. — Toba Beta