Beer Drinking Quotes
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Beer Drinking Quotes & Sayings
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The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days
— Angelo Dundee
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Beer is proof that God loves us.
— Benjamin Franklin
The minivan sounded like Sasquatch singing Ninety-Nine Bottles of beer on the wall after drinking ninety-nine bottles of beer- not pretty.
— Rachel Higginson
That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.
— Joseph Epstein
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.
— David Justice
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
— Craig Ferguson
Next to music, beer was best.
— Carson McCullers
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
— Frank Yankovic
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
— Joe E. Lewis
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
— Louis Untermeyer
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
— George Bernard Shaw
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Good people drink good beer.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Have some whiskey,there's nothing like it for clearing the head. You must expect to be thick-witted if you insist upon drinking beer.
— W. Somerset Maugham
My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.
— Gerry Abbey
I talk better when I'm drinking coffee." "Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder.
— D.D. Barant
When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.
— Anthony Bourdain
I am awake, I might as well be drinking
— Dan Thompson
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
— Oscar Wilde
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.
— Anthony Bourdain
Payday came and with it beer
— Rudyard Kipling
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
— Brigit Of Kildare
The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue...
— James Joyce
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
— Thomas Jefferson
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
— Drew Carey
Henry's worldly goal at the moment was drinking enough beer to be happy and forgetful.
— Anna Godbersen
See, vodka, that's drinking. Beer - well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.
— Tad Williams
Drinking is a way of ending the day.
— Ernest Hemingway,
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen.
— Kate Bernheimer
I suffered the misfortune that I sat down at a table and started drinking one glass of beer after another.
— Jaroslav Hasek
My advice to you ... is to start drinking heavily.
— John Belushi
If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.
— Kenny D. Eichenberg
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
— Ray Bradbury
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
— Adrian Rogers
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
— Art Donovan
Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer!
— Gerry Abbey
If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.
— Granger Smith
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
— Ernest Hemingway,
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.
— Granger Smith
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell.
— Bryan Hayes
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
— Billy Carter
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
— Gerard Way
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.
— Eden Phillpotts
There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.
— Rick Moranis
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
— William Shakespeare
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
— Johnny Damon
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
— Nancy Astor
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
— Groucho Marx
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
— Benjamin Franklin
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
— Richard Burton
Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain
the den, drinking beer and arguing over
— Bernadette Y. Connor
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.
— Gary Allan
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
— Tina Fey
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
— John Churchill, 1st Duke Of Marlborough
Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.
— Sergei Lukyanenko
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
— Benjamin Franklin
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
— Rebecca Miller
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.
— H.L. Mencken
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
The favourite activity is drinking a lot of beer and the second is throwing it up again)
— Bill Bryson
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.
— Alice Cooper
I let my drinking do the talking.
— Humphrey Bogart