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Be A Man Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Most man can think no better than a Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: A man says to his mate: "My wife A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: A man can well afford to be as A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Muhammad Ali: A man who views the world the same A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Willie Geist: Chris Rock is a very funny man. Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Our ice cream man was found lying on Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Bob Phillips: He took his misfortune like a man - He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. — Bob Phillips
Be A Man Funny Quotes By G. Gordon Liddy: A liberal is someone who feels a great A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. — G. Gordon Liddy
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Adrian Barnes: I could pull off a 'man', but never, I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid. — Frank Carson
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: If no meant no then every man would If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Wendelin Van Draanen: You want me to be a man,older than You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard. — Wendelin Van Draanen
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Maura Tierney: In a man, I like funny guys. A In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: This man dresses like an unmade bed. This man dresses like an unmade bed. — Henny Youngman
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I beg your pardon; I am drunk without I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar
Be A Man Funny Quotes By H. Jackson Brown Jr.: You can always tell when a man's well You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to the store and bought eight I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle." — Mitch Hedberg
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Many a man was caused to perish by Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Rob Brydon: Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man. — Rob Brydon
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Eminem: Money is what makes a man act funny. Money is what makes a man act funny. — Eminem
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Margaret Smith: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: Behind every successful man, there is a woman Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. — Mark Twain
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: I know a man in Ft. Worth with I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads. — Henny Youngman
Be A Man Funny Quotes By William Cosmo Monkhouse: There once was an old man of Lyme There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: My baby is weird man ... when he My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Billy Eichner: There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me. — Billy Eichner
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Danny Bonaduce: It's funny, because I'm a man of strong It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. — Danny Bonaduce
Be A Man Funny Quotes By David Coleman: This is a young man who is only This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked. — David Coleman
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Lake Bell: I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny. — Lake Bell
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Zsa Zsa Gabor: I never hated a man enough to give I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Barbara Park: Y are you called the cheese man? Y are you called the cheese man? — Barbara Park
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man. — Gena Showalter
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The man who says his wife can't take The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. — Stephen King
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Every man has a sane spot somewhere. Every man has a sane spot somewhere. — Robert Louis Stevenson
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Jake Wizner: There once was a man who was sore'Cuz There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Neal Shusterman: Man, Grandma, what big hair you have.""The better Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Nia Vardalos: The man may be the head of the The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases. — Nia Vardalos
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Russell Beland: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Mae West: Woman: You certainly know the way to a Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart.
Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. — Mae West
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Habeeb Akande: Women who seek advice from single women about Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Martha Plimpton: It's not common for a woman on television, It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. — Martha Plimpton
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If per capita was a problem, decapita could If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Ashley Purdy: Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Richard Simmons: My persona has always been what a man My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. — Richard Simmons
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: Before you criticize a man, walk a mile Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. — Steve Martin
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Jilly Cooper: For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no. — Jilly Cooper
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Pamela Anderson: You don't want to have to be the You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet. — Pamela Anderson
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I'm not a naturally funny man. I find I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else. — Rowan Atkinson
Be A Man Funny Quotes By George Best: Robert Redford used to be such a handsome Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color. — George Best
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: No man has a good enough memory to No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. — Abraham Lincoln
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Corey Ford: Properly trained, a man can be dog's best Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. — Corey Ford
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: The man you're going to marry should be The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay
Be A Man Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I'm 70 I might be a man When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding