Bauer's Quotes

Make a sound and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield. — Jack Bauer

You don't understand how much light you have until the lights go out. — Joan Bauer

You're different, you know."
"Only different from you," he said. "Not different from me. — Belinda Bauer

How could a man with so much heart die from a heart attack? — Joan Bauer

There's a lot of people out now around America who depend on checks from their fellow taxpayers being in the mailbox every day. — Gary Bauer

sometimes a kid has to act older than they are — Joan Bauer

I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh. — Chris Bauer

Catholics and evangelicals need to remain allied, and in solidarity, against the increasingly aggressive secularism of our age. — Gary Bauer

Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years. — Chelsea Handler

All of my judges will want to welcome every child into the world, give them a place at the table. — Gary Bauer

His very chains helped to deceive him about the harshness of his service. — Bruno Bauer

On the issues of religious liberty, the Supreme Court continues to scrape against the bedrock of the American spirit. — Gary Bauer

It's such a pity," I told her "that you were so afraid of love. I could've shown you landscapes behind my lightning & poetry. — Cheri Bauer

Do not be a perpetrator. Do not be a bystander. Do not be a victim. — Yehuda Bauer

I would prefer every [American] state keep the definition of marriage that's prevailed in Western civilization for a couple thousand years. — Gary Bauer

But he was a tease. Like a woman! Like a Child! In fact, he wouldn't be surprised if SL was a woman after all! — Belinda Bauer

I love subtext, at times. It is the shy and sweetly unobtrusive whisperings that are truly innocent, yet filled with passion and blossoming promise. — Cheri Bauer

Know-it-all", another name
used by (some) who would shame
Feeling bad about their
own lack in vivacity
of curiosity. — Cheri Bauer

My experience as a fiction writer tells me that the deeper I look into myself, the more universal is the experience I find there. — Marion Dane Bauer

I really don't want to hurt others for my benefit. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

Librarians understand about power - they know how to find anything. — Joan Bauer

Divorce casts so many shadows. — Joan Bauer

'Ray Donovan' is such a revelation to everybody who's working on it, and it's only getting better. — Steven Bauer

Much has been written about the loyalty of dogs, but what I love about them isn't their devotion to me so much as their devotion to being alive. — Steven Bauer

Coach Perkins will stand trial for second-degree murder in Cincinnati. — Joan Bauer

People recite lines to me all the time, anywhere I get recognized. — Steven Bauer

Gary Bauer is a very good - he's a good friend of mine. — Al Franken

Gary Bauer has done great things, ... I want to promise you again, you may agree with me, you may disagree with me, but I will do great things. — John McCain

Every angle that I looked at was somebody who I admired and was better than me. So it made me very afraid. — Chris Bauer

Parents just concentrate on the thing that drives them nuts and all the other good stuff you do goes out the window. — Joan Bauer

I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist. — Friedrich L. Bauer

I'll be playing a priest in 'Chavez Cage Of Glory,' which is a fight movie. — Steven Bauer

I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been decent. — Joan Bauer

In the continuing debate over the morality of enhanced interrogation, an essential consideration is often overlooked: intent. — Gary Bauer

The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. — Jack Bauer

The choices we make can have lasting consequences. — Joan Bauer

If you stick that anger behind you, one day you're going to turn around and find it's gone. — Joan Bauer

New places always help us look at life differently — Joan Bauer

In my experience, it tends to be a real reflection of someone's intelligence, confidence and sensitivity when they can just be real. — Chris Bauer

You got to laugh Tree, if you don't you'll cry. — Joan Bauer

I, personally, like to get dressed and then do my makeup and hair in about five minutes. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

Then he stared down at the twinkling lights and sobbed, "All my stars fell out of the sky. — Belinda Bauer

The idea that fast reading is good reading is a twentieth-century weed, springing out of the stony farmland cultivated by the computer manufacturers. — Susan Wise Bauer

You know what it's like to move from being happy to being not? It's like swinging as high as you can and someone stops you as you come back down. — Joan Bauer

For every new mouth to feed, there are two hands to produce. — Peter Thomas Bauer

I would have liked to have had more to do with Kristin Bauer van Straten. She's the nicest human being that I think I've ever met. — Robert Kazinsky

I consider the Chinese government's policy among the most intelligent in the world — Gary Bauer

Little Miss Bauer sat in her tower, eating a burger and fries. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said "I prefer zee French flies. — Julia Durango

It makes me think that a marriage of true minds - to again quote Shakespeare - is in many ways just dumb luck. — Carlene Bauer

Millstone sputtered, I don't know where you're getting your information, G.T., but that's as bogus as a barking cat! — Joan Bauer

Another word for talent is obsession. — Marion Dane Bauer

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face. — Joan Bauer

You know what we learned from living under the rule of Communism?"
"No."
"We learned to get mad. — Joan Bauer

Truth is like fire; to tell the truth means to glow and burn. — Gustav Klimt

The sad heart needs work to do. — Joan Bauer

Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope. — Joan Bauer

When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not eighteen. — Joan Bauer

I have more things going on right now than I can actually do without the invention of a cloning device. It is great! — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit. — Gary Bauer

Nobody dies who leaves beauty behind. — Belinda Bauer

Even a lighthouse needs TLC, and a caretaker. — Cheri Bauer

There are always alternatives. — Marc Bauer

A man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter. — Joan Bauer

They say that if u want to succeed, then u have to be willing to sacrifice. So I killed fear, convention, doubt, and hopelessness. — Cheri Bauer

It's a complete rush to get what you've been hoping for - to get it so full and complete that it fills your senses. — Joan Bauer

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

If you can't find an answer at the mall or the library, what does that say about the world? — Joan Bauer

I think Kristin Bauer is a goddess. — Rutina Wesley

If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell? — Joan Bauer

'Scarface' was a tremendous undertaking, and I'm one of those who really feel that no one could have done it like Brian De Palma. — Steven Bauer

When you are dealing with art, any kind of art, your pleasure in making it is what matters most. — Marion Dane Bauer

I am no longer able to be anonymous. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

It isn't the problems along the way that make us or break us. It's how we learn to stand and face them that makes the difference. — Joan Bauer

When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes. — Joan Bauer

Motherhood should be like driving a car
you should have to pass a test before you can do it legally. — Joan Bauer

Beyond politics, the West is suffering from what can be called a crisis of brokenness - broken institutions, broken families and broken souls. — Gary Bauer

Look, if you think your need to complain is more important than the lives of the people that are counting on us, go whine somewhere else! — Jack Bauer

Hope-to cherish a desire with expectation of fulfillment. — Joan Bauer

All fiction boils down to two plots: Either a stranger comes to town or someone goes on a trip. — Parker Bauer

Abram - Ibrahim, in the Arabic spelling - was the first to worship Allah, the one God, rather than the stars, the moon, or the sun. — Susan Wise Bauer

There's a lot of cheese where you're going, Hope. I'm not sure how this affects people long term. — Joan Bauer

Jack Bauer is fooling his audience, but he's not fooling me. — Craig Lancaster

I have come to the conclusion that while a candidate's faith matters, what's most important is how he or she applies that faith. — Gary Bauer

Human beings are storytelling animals. That's what separates us from other creatures, not just having thumbs or using tools. — Marion Dane Bauer

Addie always keeps her promises.
That's why my mother gave me to her. — Joan Bauer

I held it over my heart. Mrs. Worth smiled. That's where a book should be carried. — Joan Bauer

No wonder you get along with so many kinds of people, Foster. Look at all this heritage that's part of you. That's something to be proud of. — Joan Bauer

But then Macon smiled at me. Just be yourself, Foster. That's the best thing in the world. — Joan Bauer

The idea of a regular-looking guy who is the lead of something - whether it's a movie or a show - is something that I really hope I can grow towards. — Chris Bauer

The problem with human beings is we think we can wear too many hats at once. It's not possible. It's an outright fashion disaster. — Joan Bauer

I mean, jillian gushed. you have this force connecting you. it's under the surface, but it runs deep. — Joan Bauer

I used to be afraid of two things - being alone and not being able to write. Since Albert's death, I don't care about writing or about other people. — Hans-Uwe Bauer

The actor in me always wants to link himself to a leader who's inspired. — Chris Bauer

There's nothing wrong with having a different way of learning. What's wrong is when people blame you for it. — Joan Bauer

COOK'S TIP: Bake every day. If you have to leave town fast, you'll always have something good to eat in the car. — Joan Bauer

One of my main techniques for acting is I try to know almost nothing beyond the words that I have to say, because that's my zone of control. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

As long as there's land available, single-family homes will be built, and Colorado residents will always go for a single-family over a condo. — Gary Bauer

You are going to tell me what I want to know, it's just a matter of how much you want it to hurt. — Jack Bauer

Almost. It's a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe. — Joan Bauer