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Matt Groening quotes: I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great. I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
Matt Groening quotes: Batman's a scientist. Batman's a scientist.
Matt Groening quotes: How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
Matt Groening quotes: English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Matt Groening quotes: I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows? I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?
Matt Groening quotes: Did you hear something?""No.""Did I hear something?"" ... I don't know ... Did you hear something?"
"No."
"Did I hear something?"
" ... I don't know ...
Matt Groening quotes: Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Matt Groening quotes: If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain. If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
Matt Groening quotes: Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening quotes: Welcome to Suckersville, man. Welcome to Suckersville, man.
Matt Groening quotes: Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.Reverend Lovejoy Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
Reverend Lovejoy
Matt Groening quotes: The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat. The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.
Matt Groening quotes: When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries. When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.
Matt Groening quotes: For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin. For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.
Matt Groening quotes: The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid. The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
Matt Groening quotes: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness. Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
Matt Groening quotes: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Matt Groening quotes: Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked. Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.
Matt Groening quotes: No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you. No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you.
Matt Groening quotes: Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree! Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree!
Matt Groening quotes: I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time. I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.
Matt Groening quotes: But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism! But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
Matt Groening quotes: To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems
Matt Groening quotes: If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in. If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
Matt Groening quotes: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.Mr. Burns Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
Mr. Burns
Matt Groening quotes: I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Matt Groening quotes: I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Matt Groening quotes: The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too. The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
Matt Groening quotes: Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?
Matt Groening quotes: I'm a writer who just happens to draw. I'm a writer who just happens to draw.
Matt Groening quotes: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Matt Groening quotes: I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun. I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
Matt Groening quotes: Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney. Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
Matt Groening quotes: Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Matt Groening quotes: I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium.
Matt Groening quotes: I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor. I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor.
Matt Groening quotes: But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Matt Groening quotes: I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day. I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.
Matt Groening quotes: My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.' My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'
Matt Groening quotes: Don't have a cow, man. Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening quotes: A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things
Matt Groening quotes: My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived". My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".
Matt Groening quotes: I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.Homer Simpson I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
Matt Groening quotes: I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult. I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.
Matt Groening quotes: As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me. As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.
Matt Groening quotes: Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
Matt Groening quotes: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
Matt Groening quotes: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Matt Groening quotes: You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done. You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
Matt Groening quotes: When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson) When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson)
Matt Groening quotes: I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.Homer Simpson I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!Homer Simpson This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: Me fail english? Thats unpossible. Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Matt Groening quotes: Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else. Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.
Matt Groening quotes: I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go. I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
Matt Groening quotes: I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Matt Groening quotes: Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address. Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
Matt Groening quotes: Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it. Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.
Matt Groening quotes: Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either. Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
Matt Groening quotes: People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher. People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.
Matt Groening quotes: Stop thinking about fun and have itHomer Simpson Stop thinking about fun and have it
Homer Simpson