Batter'd Quotes

If the shortstop makes an error, I am responsible. I let the batter hit the ball. — Pedro Martinez

Krispy Kreme claims the 'batter is the best part.' Same with an Obama speech. It's all about what's on the outside, not what's inside. — Kathleen Troia McFarland

I like to see a lot of pitches just to get a feel for being in the batter's box and seeing pitches. — Jason Bay

I shall await the first shot, and if you do not batter us to pieces, we shall be starved out in a few days. — Robert Anderson

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

The music folded over itself like batter being poured from a bowl, one note atop another ... — Sarah J. Maas

Feelings of hurt and betrayal and utter loss poured through me like batter hitting a hot skillet. — Karen White

Oh, honey, if he swung batter-batter for my team, I'd be all over that in a heartbeat. — J. Lynn

Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher. — Ty Cobb

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best. — Pablo Francisco

When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it. — Satchel Paige

Tis midnight now. The bend and broken moon, Batter'd and black, as from a thousand battles, Hangs silent on the purple walls of Heaven. — Joaquin Miller

Batter up! I want to play with some balls. — Ella Frank

Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist. — Alvin Dark

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. — Jerry Coleman

batter hell-bent on hitting a home run. — Joey K.

Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on the spirits or extracting from the batter the philosopher's stone. — Anton Chekhov

Just tell me you're mine, I'm yours, and you won't kiss, fuck or otherwise let any other man batter dip his corn dog with you. — C.M. Stunich

If you could make a pudding wi' thinking o' the batter, it 'ud be easy getting dinner. — George Eliot

It is batter to make everyday decision based on what the Lord thinks and what the Word says — Sunday Adelaja

I wasn't an expert on feelings, but Amma's were all stirred up in cake batter, and she wasn't about to share them. She'd rather give away the cake. — Kami Garcia

To live healty, you should have success. Success make your life interesting and batter. — Deyth Banger

Now I know that I don't have to go after every batter with the hardest pitch I've got. — Jeremy Bonderman

I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. — Rich Donnelly

The soul's dark cottage, batter'd and decay'd,
Lets in new light through chinks that Time has made. — Edmund Waller

Batter up, mofo. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When I was in the batter's box, I felt sorry for the pitcher. — Rogers Hornsby

When I start thinking in the batter's box, that's when I get into trouble. — Dan Uggla

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head. — Casey Stengel

Carlton does not pitch to the hitter, he pitches through him. The batter hardly exists for Steve. He's playing an elevated game of catch. — Tim McCarver

I've spent the last decade learning to stand firm and face my problems ... or at least batter them until they're unrecognizable. — Kelley Armstrong

Baseball skills schizophrenically encompass a pitcher's, a batter's and a fielder's. — John Updike

We batter this planet as if we had someplace else to go. — Ann Druyan

The big man grunted heavily again, dick blasting away inside, coating my inner channel with baby batter. — Cassandra Dee

The pitcher setting up the batter. It's chess, and you play with it. — Al Leiter

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — George Carlin

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats? — Prince Philip

Only one person can own any plate at a time. It belongs to the pitcher, or it belongs to the batter, Aiken, but not to both. You understand. — Allan Dare Pearce

Drum on your drums, batter on your banjos, sob on the long cool winding saxophones. Go to it, O jazzmen. — Carl Sandburg

No self-respecting pitcher throws the same way to every batter and no self-respecting salesman makes the same pitch to every client. — Ray Kroc

If I'm playing well I'll get through a bat in three weeks. I batter them. — Andrew Flintoff

I've got icewater in my veins and I hope you freeze on the first bite. Come on, you busher! Batter-fucking-up! — Stephen King

You two are perfect together, like you were made from the same cookie batter. — Dannika Dark

When you step into the batter's box, have nothing on your mind except baseball. — Pete Rose

What, and give him (the batter) a chance to think on my time. — Grover Cleveland Alexander

The last batter to hit, blast shattered your hip,
Smash any splitter or fastball-that'll be it. — Pharoahe Monch

But I was thinking of a way
To feed oneself on batter,
And so go on from day to day
Getting a little fatter. — Lewis Carroll

I watched her hands as they worked the batter over with a wooden spoon. I wanted to kiss them. — Benjamin Alire Saenz