Bagel Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Bagel

Bagel Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Bagel quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel — Nicki Minaj

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good
bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' — Emo Philips

Do you have a lot of books?" I asked. Dad snorted as he slathered some cream cheese on his bagel. "Katherine's collection puts Amazon to shame. — Rysa Walker

If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent. — Christy Hall

Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good. — Lee DeWyze

There's no point in saying anything but the truth. — Amy Winehouse

Always eat the bagel. — Cassandra Clare

Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think? — Alice Clayton

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger! — Jillian Michaels

When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons. — Jenna Ushkowitz

And that Bagel got enough exercise beforehand so that he'd act like a beagle instead of a banshee (for once). — Anonymous

I was sitting on a bench having a bagel, but from where I was both jogging and sculng looks good to me.
Sam — Aaron Sorkin

Well, schmear my bagel, if it isn't Mara Dyer. — Michelle Hodkin

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

... life wasn't full of problems, it was rich with decisions. — Shirley Rousseau Murphy

He got to spend another day on the earth; messed up, cruel, and dangerous as it was, it was the only place he wanted to be. — Alex London

Later: I'm seeing everything in pieces and fractions, like a series of photographs shuffled randomly together. — Lauren Oliver

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do — Jade Puget

When you go out there and do the things you're supposed to do, people view you as selfish. — Wilt Chamberlain

If my love were a bagel, I'd put cream cheese on it. But it's not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample? — Jarod Kintz

A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it's bad, it's still pretty good ... — CrimethInc.

Runners are bouncing up and down at the curb waiting for lights to change. Cops are in coffee shops dealing with bagel deficiencies. — Thomas Pynchon

I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time. — Joe Bastianich

A great restaurant doesn't distinguish itself by how few mistakes it makes but by how well they handle those mistakes. — Danny Meyer

Nature isn't hate. — Will Bly

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice

That other woman may have entered his thoughts every now and then, but only as a regret. I was the one who had his full attention now. — S.J. Pajonas