Bagel Quotes
Collection of top 27 famous quotes about Bagel
Bagel Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Bagel quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel
— Nicki Minaj
My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a goodbagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' — Emo Philips
There's no point in saying anything but the truth.
— Amy Winehouse
Always eat the bagel.
— Cassandra Clare
I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
— Jillian Michaels
When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons.
— Jenna Ushkowitz
I was sitting on a bench having a bagel, but from where I was both jogging and sculng looks good to me. Sam — Aaron Sorkin
Well, schmear my bagel, if it isn't Mara Dyer.
— Michelle Hodkin
... life wasn't full of problems, it was rich with decisions.
— Shirley Rousseau Murphy
He got to spend another day on the earth; messed up, cruel, and dangerous as it was, it was the only place he wanted to be.
— Alex London
Later: I'm seeing everything in pieces and fractions, like a series of photographs shuffled randomly together.
— Lauren Oliver
I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do
— Jade Puget
When you go out there and do the things you're supposed to do, people view you as selfish.
— Wilt Chamberlain
Runners are bouncing up and down at the curb waiting for lights to change. Cops are in coffee shops dealing with bagel deficiencies.
— Thomas Pynchon
I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time.
— Joe Bastianich
A great restaurant doesn't distinguish itself by how few mistakes it makes but by how well they handle those mistakes.
— Danny Meyer
Nature isn't hate.
— Will Bly
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
— Fanny Brice
