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I feel like dying when I'm helpless

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.

I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

Another fine mess you've gotten me into.