Baby Born Quotes

It's bad luck to bring anything for the baby into the house before it's born. I thought everyone knew that? — Donna Douglas

I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"! — Cindy Margolis

I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born. — Sarah Silverman

It just goes to show you: every baby is born beautiful.
It's what we project on them that makes them ugly. — Jodi Picoult

Unto you is born
in the city of David
a Savior for all. — Richelle E. Goodrich

You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born, she is God's precious child, given to you as a gift. — Sandra Dallas

Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart. — Jeremiah

It's often said when a baby is born so is a grandparent; well, for me it turned out that when I was born it was also the birth of a Ding Dong. — Lisa A. Tortorello

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. — Lizz Winstead

I've seen a baby born. And, ahem, I know what made it. But I'm not telling, you'd never believe me. — N.D. Wilson

Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son. — Camille Paglia

To change the world, we must first change the way the babies are being born, — Michel Odent

The end of a thing, is never the end, something is always being born like a year of a baby. — Lucille Clifton

I showed up in October 1946, part of an early surge that would become a great nationwide baby boom. My sister Kathy was born a year later. — Tim O'Brien

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller

A little child born yesterday
A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed. — Homer

Women have invented nothing in all that, except the men who were born as male babies and grew up to be men big enough to be killed fighting. — Janet Flanner

You were born to shine like the stars above! So shine baby shine — Timothy Pina

When I was born, my parents were huge into skiing. I grew up on Mont Blanc, skiing on that hill. I was really a ski baby. Loved it; I still love it. — Patrick Chan

Just remember: i love you, and love yourselves. 'cause, little monsters, you were born that way baby. — Lady Gaga

The fact that a baby can be born today and condemned to a life of hardship, struggle, and discrimination simply because of sex is enraging. — Adora Svitak

On a cold and gray Chicago morning another little baby child is born in the ghetto, and his Mama cries. — Elvis Presley

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way. — Lady Gaga

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death. — Phil Lester

A world to be born under your footsteps ... — Saint-John Perse

I love to think that the day you're born, you're given the world as a birthday present. — Leo Buscaglia

Overpopulation has a ceiling: earth's total surface area divided by the dimensions of one economy seat. One more baby is born and hello cannibalism. — Walter Kirn

I was born in Dallas, Texas, but I was raised in south Florida. 'Ice Ice Baby' is about that area. — Vanilla Ice

Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. — Cynthia Heimel

The best way to learn Japanese is to be born as a Japanese baby, in Japan, raised by a Japanese family. — Dave Barry

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief. — Stevie Wonder

born on a early Sunday morning in August, 1960. A church baby — Kathryn Stockett

Did you hear about the baby just born that was both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. - overheard at the University of Oregon Medical School — David James Duncan

To everyone who says this is wrong to feel like this say, 'I was born this way baby. — Lady Gaga

He was born a politician.
No, Ursula thought, he was born a baby, like everyone else. And this is what he has chosen to become. — Kate Atkinson

A mother continues to labor long after the baby is born. — Lisa-Jo Baker

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato. — Kevin Hart

Jesus being born as a baby was God's way of laughing at a world trying to grow up too quickly. — Steven James

When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies. — James M. Barrie

I believe babies are born as innovative personalities ... But our social processes work to stamp out exploration and questioning. — Jay Wright Forrester

I can't imagine it now, but I must've been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don't just get itself born bad, do it? — Charles De Lint

Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower. — June Hunt

May you be ordinary, as the poet once wished the new-born baby. — Julian Barnes

I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it. — Aleck Bourne

Poetry is what we turn to in the most emotional moments of our life - when a beloved friend dies, when a baby is born or when we fall in love. — Erica Jong

A plant bred in a laboratory is no more or less "real" than a baby born through in vitro fertilization. The traits matter, not the process. — Michael Specter

Life goes on, doesn't it? Bud Rankin dies. A baby is born. — James Patterson

I'm giving you to him today, baby girl. But I don't do it lightly. You've had my heart since the day you were born. — Kris Michaels

When a baby is born here on earth, a star is born in the sky. — Debasish Mridha

A new universe is born whenever a new baby is born. — Debasish Mridha

A baby is born with two great assets: love and hope. — Debasish Mridha

No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby I was born to survive. — Lady Gaga

I was born with a heart that was two sizes too small, but when I saw my baby, it was like the Grinch discovering the true meaning of Christmas. — Jim Gaffigan

Babies aren't really born of their parents. They are born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope, and dream their parents ever had. — Julia Roberts

The birth of a new born baby is a great joy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Born to love you, baby," he repeated. "Die lovin' you, my Sylvie. — Kristen Ashley

You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born. — Louis Eric Barrier

I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer. — Jon English

The first night is the worst possible time to make a hard and fast criticism: the baby never looks its best on the day it is born. — Margot Fonteyn

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. — Frank A. Clark

Wait until the baby is born before you start criticising it, I say! — Roger Moore

From the child of five to myself is but a step. But from the new-born baby to the child of five is an appalling distance. - LEO TOLSTOI — Ernest Becker

When you see the political parties squabble, if a baby is not allowed to be born, all the other issues do not come into play. — Alveda King

Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility. — Kate Douglas Wiggin

A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.' — Conan O'Brien

And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own. — Margaret Mead

a baby boy was born on January 30, 1882. "At a quarter to nine — Margaret Frith

Stephen ... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive? — Bryan Lee O'Malley

We're all born bald, baby. — Telly Savalas

Well ... like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again ... — Karl Pilkington

When a woman gives birth, two are born: a baby from the womb of its mother and a woman from the womb of her former existence. — Marianne Williamson

Freedom or jail clips inserted, a baby's being born/ Same time a man is murdered, the beginning and end. — Nas

Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way. — Lady Gaga

I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back. — Emo Philips

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. — Jeff Foxworthy

Once a baby is born, the parents have around one and a half decades to build his or her character and fill the mind with vigour and virtues. — Abhijit Naskar

Love, my child, is a thing that every mother learns; it is not born with a baby, but made; and for eleven years, I have learned to love you as my son. — Salman Rushdie

Born on straw at night
under low stable rafters,
Baby Jesus cried. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I was told the nurses swooned when I was born, something about being the most beautiful baby they'd ever seen. It — Rachel Van Dyken

I was born in the middle of the century in the middle of the country, a classic Baby Boomer. — Mitt Romney

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas. — Mary Margaret McBride